Colne

Oh it is, it's brilliant.

You're five, ten minutes away literally from the centre of Cone.

I'm from inner city Manchester and the nearest green space we had was a park around the corner where we used to play football.

So living in an area like this, virtually on the outskirts of Cone, you're straight into the countryside.

So we're on the back of Tum Hill, just above Colne, and it's one of the most ancient places in Pendle.

Just behind you on the hill is Castercliff Iron Age Fort.

And then to your right is a Roman camp.

by the River Witham? I have very little doubt that that's the case.

The first name for Lincoln is Indo-Colne, City by the Pool.

Nicor is what the Normans tended to call the place.

And the word Nicor means water spirit.

And where were you based at that point?

So I'm from Colne in the northwest of England and we were based up there and just really fortunately found this milk round for sale at that point when we had this idea to start this business.

And this guy that you bought the milk round off, what was he like? Was he an old guy that had been in the industry forever and ever and ever?

No, he was a roofer that were looking to earn some extra cash and he were doing a milk round in the morning and then going out roofing in the day.

And then we had a few loans out.

So Mikey Moore joined FC Colne.

You see I've put the umlets in there, Steph? Just to make sure I've done that every week since then.

FC Cunha.

So I'm not really kind of all in on that.

In terms of the players going out on loan, I'm really pleased for Mikey Moore.

He got an assist for Colne on Friday night, although they got beaten.

I think Porto is an interesting move for Souza.

The Mackie Bennett found it and brought it back.

They had a huge wedding in Ca- uh, wedding, excuse me, funeral in Colne, C-O-L-N-E.

I don't know exactly if that's right.

And she, she was, ah, imperious I think is a good way to put it, her.

Pollock and Engsler.

Made his debut in the Bundesliga, played 65 minutes in Colne's first game for the season.

They went on to win 3-2 over Hoffenheim.

As far as role within the team, how do you think Paul Ocon Enxler is going to go this season? Is he just going to be a fringe bench option or do you see him starting more games?

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And finally, a hymn tune named for the Lancashire mill town where Linda and I spent the earliest and very happy years of our life together, Colne. . ¶¶ ¶¶ Amen.