Cold Storage

27 of those are horror films, technically.

11 of those are 2026 releases i did a couple crossover there's some that are actually 2025 films so that's part of it but 67.5 percent of watches horror so it's gonna be my horror films are bordello of blood mr tatawowski from 1936 chum cold storage they will kill you the spiral staircase ice cream man from 2026 children of the corn for the gathering never hike alone the ghost cup happy birthday to me the end of oak street amityville dollhouse the doll maker the ukumar a nightmare before christmas i know exactly how you die The Plague, She-Wolf of London, Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, Pinocchio's Revenge, Electric Meat, Dracula the Night Around Us, Ready or Not, Touch Me, Tenebrous, It Ends, and Shock.

So 15 countries are actually going to be represented for the horror genre here.

We're going to have United States, Canada, Poland, Malta, France, Italy, Morocco, United Kingdom, South Africa, Japan, Australia, Argentina, Romania, and United Arab Emirates.

So the 2026 watch is going to be Chum, Cold Storage, Ice Cream Man, The End of Oak Street, The Dollmaker, The Ukumar, teenage sex and death at camp miasma electric meat dracula the night around us tenebrous and it ends the oldest watch is going to be mr tartarwowski from 1936 the average year is going to be 2004 so how does this stack up then for some of these stats here so for new horror films this is the most i've ever well second most i've ever done last rated 14 so i did 11 here In the previous two years after that, I did 10, but I've watched 70 horror films that are released in that specific year in August.

And then 27 horror films actually down from what I usually kind of do.

I did 33, 29, 33 the last few years, but I'm at 270 horror films watched in the months of August.

Spoilers and all.

This is part two of Cold Storage.

And I am Katrin Porter.

And I'm Kim Burns.

It was fun.

And it kept me kind of cool as I watched it.

Why? Oh, because it had to be in cold storage.

Frankly, it wasn't as cold as I wanted it to be.

Buckle up.

For me, I watched Cold Storage, which is one that came out this year.

It was okay.

It's not great.

Yay.

Cold Storage.

Oh, I

love

As I said, I chose this purely based on temperature.

This is Cold Storage, which came out in 2026.

It is now.

It's directed by Johnny Campbell, written by David Cope.

Yeah, documentary voice work relies purely on vocal modulation and authoritative delivery, completely different from on-camera acting.

And looking ahead to 2026, he is set to star opposite Liam Neeson in the sci-fi action film Cold Storage, playing a character named Travis "TK" McEachin.

Right.

So what does this all mean?

So we watched a few movies there.

We watched Cold Storage with Joe Keery and Liam Neeson.

Have you ever even heard of this movie?

No.