Cocaine

up? Jaina, thank you for the three lines of

Coke for everyone.

Three lines of Coke.

Just so everyone else can see.

Does it show up? What up, Jaina?

It shows up on your screen as what they are?

Yes.

And not three piles of what up, five lines of Coke?

Yeah, what's up?

Yeah, do you guys want a little bit of Coke or whatever? It's not bad.

Imagine you're a Coke dealer, but it's like Tony Soprano's therapist.

She's like, so we're thinking like an eight ball.

She's like a nice lady.

And she... leaves goes to the train sits down she tries to make an excuse to william h macy why she's late and he's like i don't even start you're a terrible liar i'm the last priest who gives you a shot this is your last chance at redemption every other priest hates you because you stink alcohol because you're an alcoholic and this is where i started laughing because i'm like he's been so blunt about all the things she is it's actually making me laugh quite a bit But

to be fair, though, I mean, it kind of has a point because like, I mean, you can't do that stuff if you're a nun, like, like it'd be one thing if it's like, uh, you're a nun, but Hey, sometimes you swear like, you know, oh, that's, that's a little bit much, but I mean, most like jobs would, you know, uh, there'd be repercussions if you're just like, you know, coming in late, uh, from like Coke filled booze parties and stuff like, uh, I don't know.

Like, it's one thing to be like, oh yeah, she's kind of rebellious, but I don't know.

It's like, oh man, like maybe you do need some like intervention or something.

Where she goes, I go.

She has the ketamine Coke and Molly, okay? Like, we're

gonna go find her.

She's got cundles.

Okay.

Really good movie, and he's a Coke dealer in it.

He was also in Beverly Hills Cop.

I remember that.

He's opened up about a wildly embarrassing incident involving America's sweetheart, Julia Roberts.

What? In his newly released memoir, One Hell of a Ride, in the new book, Douglas 82, shares an extraordinarily candid account of his cocaine and alcohol abuse, which resulted in some regrettable moments in his life.

Quote, a typical night was probably five drinks and a gram of Coke.

You know, it was the 90s.

So before when he's talking about women, it was the 60s.

And doing Coke and drinking, it was the 90s.

It was during this time that Douglas had what he describes as a wildly embarrassing incident with Julia Roberts that has stuck with me for years.

In 1990, Douglas had produced Flatliners, that Joel Schumacher thriller starring Kiefer Sutherland, Kevin Bacon, and Julia Roberts.

And they used to take, no, no, it was Freddie Prinze Jr. Freddie Dark Side of Comedy.

And he would take Quaaludes and then do Coke to stay up.

Like his heart.

And he was, I thought, you know, this whole time, I thought Freddie Prinze was like a vet.