Clark Kent

And joining me today is none other than American actor and country music singer, as well as political activist, John Schneider.

Now, he's best known for his portrayal as Bo Duke in the television action comedy series The Dukes of Hazzard, as well as Clark Kent's adopted father, Jonathan Kent, in the television series Smallville.

And also he's known as being Jim Cryer in the television series The Haves and The Have Nots.

By the way, we also have as our guest, Bo Dietl, who's going to talk about 9-11 and everything that went on in that specific day that he knows about.

Hmm.

She gets a creeptastic call from John Corbin, who's on the scene of a robbery recently thwarted by The Blur.

He asks her to dinner and trash talks The Blur, none of which goes over well with her.

He pulls out a photo of a mystery woman while vowing to expose The Blur's dark side.

The wind whisks the photo into the street.

Corbin goes for it and gets blindsided by a delivery truck.

Lois dishes-

I do it all the time

Okay.

You know, Clark Kent is established in Metropolis.

It is a kind of turn of the century.

setting uh clark tries to get a job at the daily planet they are experiencing you know significant financial struggle they can't afford to pay him so he takes a pay cut from doing construction to work as a assistant janitor at the daily planet because you're going to work your way up in the meantime uh he also is operating as superman and he finds that every day he's getting a little stronger and he's finding new power so it's like okay oh he's just It's young Superman.

There's also no multiverse.

This is just the DC universe where Al also exists.

And apparently Weird Al can see through and he's like, well, you and Clark Kent can be brothers.

Yes.

This is the Fortress Clarktonia.

So Lois decides to tell Clark she knows he's the Blur, but she accidentally activates an ancient artifact that transforms her into the goddess Isis, complete with superpowers of her own.

Oliver and Clark reluctantly decide to ask Tess for help with Lois.

Meanwhile, after Cat Grant witnesses Lois as Isis using her superpowers, she decides Lois is the Blur and sets out to prove it.

And that's great and all, but it doesn't tell us what we really need to know, so let's examine some additional crystals and ask the important questions.

Preliminary findings suggest that the crystal responds at a molecular level to sonic vibrations.

I know your secret.

And I get why you didn't tell me for so long.

And a smaller, more refined oval or circular option.

Well, I've seen the metabands, which look like Clark Kent should be wearing them.

Well, I have the Wayfarers and Bose combination.

So I stream music through the sunglasses when I'm walking.