Clark Bar

I don't know.

You know that Clark Bar still says something to me.

Listen,

I'll take anything that's unwrapped.

so you don't like honey you sometimes don't like peanut butter yeah okay

our friend cheryl z is saying clark bars that's the uh that's the og old-timey oh

i mean we mentioned this before yeah i haven't had one in forever but yeah they're i don't know that i've ever had one a clark bar what is it i think it's

very similar to a crispy flaky peanut butter yeah it's always that the one that we talked about very similar to oh yeah okay

I think my father's way to connect with his kids was through candy.

So all these candy bars that you're mentioning, like Zagnut, we had Clark bars.

Did y'all

ever have those?

I'll have to look it up.

Clark Bar, he says, is the worst.

JD says the best is the Tootsie Roll Pops.

The worst is anything green.

So the good news is my brother wasn't hurt.

The better news was the company gave us a big box of full-size Clark Bars.

That's the

dream.

Let's get it on.

So as I'm eating the Clark Bar and walking into the front door of the house, it has a front door of the house.

There's a metal door, a screen door.

And the screen door has the letter W on it.

And that's one of the parts of the revelation I saw that women can't smell the stench of pussy like a man can.

So I went looking around her house.

got my clark bar when looking around the house it was sort of fun some of the floors felt spongy like the the underlayment the floor the plywood is usually plywood is rotting over the trusses or the whatever the beams that hold the floor up whatever you call those is rotting because of water and i thought well maybe they're rotting and it was linoleum on top the plywood And I thought, well, it's got to be this, but it wasn't.

It was clearly the stench of pussy.

Boyer Candy Co.

What y'all making? Uh, peanut butter cups, Mallo Cups, Clark Bars, Clark Cups, uh-

Clark Kent cups

... marshmallow toppings-

...

I'm grabbing a Clark Bar.

You're in that candy drawer.

[laughs]

Yeah, that's an old person candy.

Clark Bar.

I

don't even know what a Clark Bar is either.

I don't think I've had one of those either.

Does it have onions on it? Well, I don't think a candy bar has onions on

it.

What is a Clark Bar? So Almond Joy and Mounds.