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Claire Jolliffe

Claire Jolliffe

Michigan-born, LA-based comedian, actor, and writer (creepsterclaire), recurring guest on The Dollop and No Wrong Answers.

Sep 14, 2026

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Okay.
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And the question was, "What's your favorite movie?" And one of the older boys, he was, like, a senior, he answered Two Girls, One Cup, and I remember thinking like, "That's so funny." Like, you are so funny.
38:11
And even to this day, when I think of, like, a time I've been horny, it was like, like an early horny m- moment.
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It's that, like, senior boy saying-
40:56
... fake Survivor tape.
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Check this out.
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Hi.
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I'm Claire, and I'm your next Survivor winner.
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She doesn't have parents.
17:56
Yeah.
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I was raised actually by two little church mice.
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And, and, and the whole time I'd go, "Hey, can I have a little bit of cheese?" And they would say, "No, no, you're kind of big enough now." I went, "Well, that's 'cause you guys are mice and I'm a human." And they said, "Get out of here, you girl."

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You're, you're, uh, a- any heartwarming nature to this story at all?
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all?Well, it, it actually said, I read at the end of the newspaper article that the wom- that the child grew into a woman.
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So is it like a trans thing? It, was it a boy and then it's a woman? Or was it a girl the whole time?

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