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Claire Burns

Comedian, actor, and podcast host based in New York City; host of Clarify Your Day with Claire Burns and No Such Thing As Love; former host of Retro Eats on Travel Channel.

Aug 28, 2026

61:24
[laughs]
61:25
Right? 'Cause it's not like...
61:26
I, yeah, I feel like if you're...
61:29
Once you start getting serious or you get, I think as you get older there's less room for just...
61:38
I mean, I- I'm generalizing of course.
61:40
But I found before I even fully came out when I was dating, I remember I went on a date with this guy and we were talking about kids on date number two.

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71:58
Yeah.
71:59
And I at least am thankful that Devin said something.
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43:37
Yeah.
27:42
I think he's just a dick.
27:44
I think he's a dick.
27:46
I think he...
27:49
I actually don't know if I think he's a dick.
27:51
Not Courtney.
27:51
[laughs] I, I don't think he is a dick.
27:55
I think that he doesn't think, like, he's overcompensating in how he thinks about himself.

53 MINS LATER

81:23
A tool
16:14
Yeah
16:14
... because she, like, adopted that [laughs] bit of information.
16:18
My thing is that that she was talking about, 'cause they're at least communicating and, like, trying to figure out how to be present, what, what does cuddling look like, what is it not, whatever.
16:32
But then she dropped the bomb of like, "When I want to go to bed at 8:30, 'cause I have to get up..." 8:30 PM?

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50:39
But it's wrong.
50:39
Like, she is saying...
50:40
I know [laughs] it is.
50:42
But she is saying, like, oh, she went crazy.
30:33
Like, I think she, she theoretically wants somebody to be the leader of her life.
30:37
Right.
30:39
But- Yeah.
30:41
I, it's like these expected gender roles, these expected performative roles.
30:47
The duties of a wife, the leader in the relationship should be the man, whatever.
30:53
But, like, I, it, your...
30:56
That isn't how everyone is working.

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48:46
Yes.
61:33
Yeah.
61:34
So different.
61:36
Now listen, I, I, on my ego, would like to say that they were a bit narcissistic and, like, the way that they saw the world was so different than the way I thought it actually was.
61:48
But it just, like, we kept going in these circles and, like, until I just would back down, it wouldn't end.
61:55
And so when they were talking about that, like, going in circles, having the same arguments, I was like...
62:00
And then she even said a couple times, I think she said in this therapy session, of like, "His view, like, the re- his reality is totally different than my reality."

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72:49
Yeah.
72:49
Like, sh- the...
82:23
Oh, okay.
82:24
I do.
82:24
I love that she, um, I did like this conversation.
82:30
I'm still so nervous about Felipe because I think that he's gonna start being annoyed that he's gonna ex- uh, uh, think that she is cramping his style when she's asking for, "Hey, maybe don't stay out till the morning." Um, but I did like that she was like, "Oh, no, I don't have people that I like, that I talk to." Oh, thank God you brought it up.
86:29
Yeah.
86:30
But, like, she had that confessional, so to speak, where she was talking to her, to her phone that was like, "I don't think I can ever give him enough." So she's obviously feeling, whether she's heightening what he's saying, um, and being like, "Oh, I'm a failure," which we often will do, right? If you have any insecurities and someone, like, brings up a, a tiny bit about it, [laughs] it's like, "Oh, well then I'm, I'm failing.
86:59
You don't love me, and this is miserable," you know? It's like-
53:24
The pri- uh, it's being respected." Go off.
53:28
You know, I, yeah, I, I wholeheartedly agree.
53:33
The picked you, sure, that's a little weight.
53:36
Like, he did come back 'cause he wanted her.
53:39
But I also, but again, if he had been respectful and, like, still explored connections, then it would be different.
53:49
Like, picking would be-

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82:12
[laughs]
82:12
Like, he would be such a good mediator, and then that could be the perfect, like, he would be the one like, "Okay, well, that leads us to our next clip." And then he could end, you know.
19:22
the kissing challenge.
19:23
Wow, and everybody was fooled.
19:25
Listen, when they see that row of buckets, here's where the, uh, where Nick Lachey got me.
19:33
'Cause he said there are three levels of grossness.
19:38
There's one level, and then the next level is even grosser, and the next level is even grosser.
19:42
I, as a production designer and a logical human, I said, "They can't do that in a bucket." [laughs]

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Uh-
31:32
Oh, wait, before we get there, we did see a little, um, testimonial from Yamin, who said that he knew bo- he knows both Jimmy and, um, Hashim, and he thinks that she should be with Jimmy.
65:44
Yes.
65:45
Like, he was saying, "I'm more into Julita," and she was like, "Oh no, you're being influenced.
65:52
You shouldn't.
65:53
You shouldn't." He's like, "Oh, well maybe..." She was like, "Mm, influenced.
65:58
I think you need to keep your options open." And then, like, the next date she's already off of him.
66:04
She's like, "Don't.
66:05
I'm gonna break up with you.

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86:57
It's like-

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