Chuck E. Cheese

It's like.

it's the same thing it's like oh I can't I can't do this and you spend all this time and energy making excuses that energy that same energy that you use to make excuses about why you couldn't do something you could spend that differently on actually doing something you know I was thinking the other day about you know when you go to like a Chuck E Cheese or one of those places where you have the games and it gives you all the tickets and you go at the end and you have that whole like wall of prizes and you're buying them with the stupid tickets you're up there buying basic bitch bullshit with the same tickets that I have and you want to fucking try to compare us like are you wild right now like that's it's fucking true I love it Jason it's so fucking true and you know it it's like and then you want to complain and be like I you think you should have the same shit I have fuck off fuck off I make hard decisions every fucking day.

I'm the first one in and the last one out at everything that I fucking do.

You want to have the exact same thing as me? Don't do that.

Yeah.

Legally, can you go into a Chuck E. Cheese? No? Okay.

Interview's over.

Because he's Peter Thiel, you

That was a great fucking stream.

Is this about my stream being Chuck E. Cheese? Like, people say my stream is

like the Chuck E.

Cheese wow stream.

Does he have a butcher shop and he just goes and cuts meat?

Maybe hit Chuck E. Cheese? I don't know.

No, it's...

Yeah, it'd be weird.

She dropped me off at the end of the driveway because we got kicked out of Chuck E.

Cheese, [laughs] do you know Chuck E. Cheese? Uh, from a birthday party, 'cause she was so drunk, and she drove me home, and she dropped me off at the end of the driveway and went to rehab for, like, the third time, and I didn't see her for, like, a year.

And that's really it.

[laughs] Um, I lived in the desert with my grandparents.

I always thought they were...

I always thought a Chuck E. Cheese...

These-

They got that look in their eyes, don't they?

Action [film rolling].

This is a Chuck E. Cheese's University production.

Let the entertrainment begin.

Welcome, guys.

There's a few different ones that I want to shout out.

I enjoy the form and I want to talk a little bit about why.

But Andrew said when I invited him on, he said, "Devote the whole thing to Chuck E. Cheese's University 'cause there's enough to talk about, it's like, it's on theme," and it ended up being a good pick.

I mean, it ended up fitting for me.

If we have one for my kids there, I'm planning on trying to have some fun too for myself.

I don't know, do they serve beer at Chuck E. Cheese? If they don't, maybe I'll sneak some in or sneak some Fireball in or something.

Anyway, [laughs] Rich says, "We are playing for the Jets' next franchise QB." I did.

Did you? Oh, you had fun? That's good, good, good.