Christopher Snow

... we're in, we're in felony territory here.

Um- Okay ... investigators say Christopher Snow, who's 29 years old, was in the pet aisle of a Walmart Supercenter in St. Pete when he approached a thir- the 31-year-old victim at 10:00 AM on Friday.

Snow, uh, was recorded by security cameras approaching the victim from behind and ejaculating on her back.

The Walmart footage shows white spots on her back that were not there before, as well as a visible wet spot on the ground.

The victim was initially unaware of the attack, but after another individual pointed out the stains, she felt stickiness on her back.

After finishing the act, he used two dog toys to clean it up off of himself and clean it up off the floor.

He did it.

Um, the items Snow grabbed from a shelf were described in criminal complaints as medium-sized lamb chop dog chews, which that's a weird thing to clean yourself up with.

Okay.

His name is Christopher Snow.

It's going to make it snow on you.

That's

You want to come pet the snake? Hello.

And when he approached the 31-year-old victim around 10 a.m. on Friday.

Snow, cop's charge, was recorded by security cameras approaching the victim from behind and ejaculating on her back.

That's a quote from the police.

I'm still wondering.

Is this a made-up name, Christopher Snow?

You know what? This could be wrong.

I'll fill you in on how I'm gathering all these news headlines here after we—

Snow.

I mean, isn't it a thing like, you know, another name for coming in— You know,

snowballing.

Snowballing.

The suspect's alleged choice of cleaning supplies was almost as disturbing as the assault itself.

According to criminal complaints obtained by The Smoking Gun, 29-year-old Christopher Snow was inside the store's pet aisle around 10:00 AM, when he approached a 31-year-old female employee.

Investigators say surveillance cameras captured Snow, quote, "Approaching the victim from behind and ejaculating on her back." The employee apparently didn't realize what had happened, at least at first.

Another person noticed something unusual [laughs] on her clothing.

Ropes of nut, which is still my favorite Campbell's soup.

Investigators reviewing the security footage reported that the woman's clothing had developed white stains [laughs] that weren't visible before the encounter.

They also observed a visible wet spot on the floor.

But Snow allegedly wasn't finished yet.

I'm telling you.

you.Oh, and you know, it's funny that, you know, we're talking these grand survival stories, and just yesterday we were talking about The Society of the Snow, the, the story of the Uruguayan, uh, rugby team from 1972.

The movie is incredible.

Uh, and I, I'm surprised they weren't, uh, mentioned in this article, but maybe they're, they're so famous now that...

Like, "Well, I'm done."

Yeah.

I was thinking about that while I was watching Society of the Snow, about that plane crash that you mentioned, Nick, and I, I think I would've given up pretty early on into that [laughs] that whole ordeal.

But give-

After which he used a pair of dog toys to clean up after himself.

Investigators say the 29-year-old Christopher Snow, he was in the pet aisle of Walmart in St. Petersburg when he approached the 31-year-old victim this past Friday.

Now, he was recorded by security cameras approaching the victim from behind and ejaculating on her back.

Now, the Walmart footage shows white spots on her back that were not there before, as well as a visible wet spot on the ground.

Now, the victim was initially unaware that this had happened, but another individual pointed out the stains and, as she says, felt stickiness on her back.

Now, after completing the act, Snow used two dog toys to clean up semen off of himself and to clean semen off of the floor.

The items that Snow, uh, Snow grabbed were described as, uh, medium-sized Lamb Chop dog chews.

You remember Lamb Chop, that, uh- Yeah.