Christopher Coke

She got a chance to talk with somebody from Diddy's side, basically his family, and they also confirmed that this shit did not happen.

A report right now, TMZ did a report exclusively that Diddy's head injury that r- uh, sent him to the hospital over the weekend was a result of a altercation, a physical altercation with a Jamaican drug lord named Christopher Dudus-

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Dudus.

Named Christopher Dudus Coke.

Uh, now, he has been serving time, um, at Fort Dix in New Jersey.

Mm.

So, [sighs] according to TMZ, they first reported that Diddy was injured in a fight with a prison kingpin.

It was a battle Jamaican drug lord k- known as, uh, Christopher Dudus Coke.

Uh, they said that the fight started after inmates were starting to grow resentment against Diddy because the viral video that appeared on, like, I think it was, uh, like NBC or something like that, it showed Diddy using a cellphone.

And if you don't know how prison goes, and you know ...

Now, there's been, like, a lot of update with this, because apparently the prison responded to Di- uh, to TMZ and said, "That fight never happened." So prison officials insist that Diddy did not get in a fight that resulted in a head injury last weekend, but they're tight-lipped on how it, or if he was even hurt.

A spokesperson for the Bureau of Prisons tells us that "We're, we can tell you that the story you're referring to is false and did not happen." TMZ broke the story that Diddy was taken out of Fort Dix FCI early Saturday morning by ambulance to receive emergency medical care for a head injury.

Multiple sources told them that he sustained the head injury during a clash with a fellow inmate, Christopher Dudus Coke.

When they asked BOP officials how did Diddy get injured, they said, "We have no additional information to provide." They said, "Our sources," so TMZ is still sticking to their sources, "Our sources say, are, are solid on Diddy's injuries and his transport out of Fort Dix early last Saturday morning, as we reported he was returned to the prison before sunrise." So whatever treatment he got was, uh, not for a life-threatening injury.

What's up, everyone? And welcome back to the program.

Yesterday, we were talking about Diddy and the fight that he got into in jail, allegedly with the drug lord Christopher Coke.

Well, the Department of Justice, the BOP, has clarified and said that that didn't happen.

According to them, that is not something that occurred, and official sources are saying that the cause of the injury is private and that they can't talk about what happened when it comes to inmates inside the facility.

"A dustup with a drug lord was not what sent Sean Combs to the hospital with a head injury last week, the Bureau of Prisons insists.

However, the actual cause of the injury and Combs' current status is under lock and key." Well, here's the thing.

Christopher Coke, AKA Dudus, just had another year tacked onto his sentence.

Now, that could be a coincidence, right? Most certainly could be.

[laughs] So get this, it turns out P. Diddy's head injury while in prison was not the result of a fall, as he had claimed.

It was actually an attack by a Jamaican drug lord named Dudus.

[laughs] So to recap, Diddy didn't do this, but Dudus did this to Diddy.

[laughs] Nice.

Can I do that again? Yeah.

Hold on, I definitely have the...

Turns out Dudus Coke was a fake.

Ah.

Wake up.

That, um, the head injury that Diddy suffered and he spent a day out of the hospital 'cause he had to go get s- at first they're like he hit his head on a bunk.

Next we hear a d- a drug kingpin by the name of Dudus Coke beat the hell out of him and sent him to the hospital.

Uh, no.

The federal, the feds, the federal prison system, whatever, is denying that there was any kind of fight with the drug p- kingpin.

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in prison by the name of Dudus."

Mm-hmm.

And the word was there that, well, see, Diddy had spoiled it for all these other inmates because he's living the high life in there.

He's got his cellphone.

He's got some, you know, drinks.

He's got all this different stuff, and so then there was a raid, and everyone got checked out, and everybody had to give up their contraband, and Dudus was ticked and gave him a little beat down.

Mm-hmm.

[laughs]

And his name is Christopher Dudus Coke.

Real name.

Damn.

And this comes after this report that he got in a fight with do do's.

He got in a fight with this Jamaican drug kingpin who's known Christopher Coke is his name, but he goes by do do's.

And supposedly, when all this news came out that Diddy was getting all these favors done for him in Fort Dix, yes, there's a joke in there somewhere, that Doo-Doo's was upset because the crackdown came and they started taking all the cell phones and all the baby oil and all of the pizza and all of the massages and everything that Diddy was getting.

They took him away from everybody, including Doo-Doo's, and he was none too happy about it.