Chris Martin

So there's, I mean, obviously I wasn't across the sweater discourse and obviously that's a much bigger talking point than what I'm about to say.

But the other talking point I've seen is some people saying like, She's crazy for jumping into another relationship that seems, like, very intense following her big breakup with Chris Martin and that he has a bit of a history for being, like, really, like, intense and immersive and, like, the whole Megan Fox thing of, like, we are twin flames.

We spend all our time together.

So there's some people that's just, like, she's crazy.

And there's other people saying sort of, like, I hope maybe she's just dating the bad boy more.

Like she never got to do all through her 20s and early 30s because she was in a long-term, very serious relationship with Chris Martin to the point where they lived together.

They were reportedly engaged.

She was like a stepmom to his two kids for like close to a decade.

it should have been.

I will say the story update that I'm waiting for is the wife of the guy from the Coldplay concert hooking up with Chris Martin from Coldplay.

Oh.

That would be...

yeah exactly that was like the fit like in 2017 that was the thing that you were going to do to uh win back critical of crane because like beyond before that man like jay-z had not put out i don't even think a remotely good album since american gangster in 20 in 2007 even before that he had kingdom come which is largely seen as like the worst jay-z album i mean is that the

song is that the album with beach chair on it yes with uh chris martin yeah

yeah commemorated in uh kanye west big brother how he's uh feeling hurt that jay-z had a song with uh coldplay before him see all the rappers they fight over chris

martin

yeah i could go i could go on and on like diddy

in there somehow you know big

video dude dude like the uh in my lifetime volume one songs like uh you know maybe like a biggie hologram to do city is mine like you get like me and my college friends and like we could do an like 18 different alternate universe jay-z uh uh performances that would just make 45 year old rap guys lose their minds but like would alienate everyone else maybe you'll do pop and tags uh we or we'll see i'm gonna enjoy it but yeah alicia keys will probably come out to do empire state of mind and Uh, maybe Chris Martin shows up to do beach chair, you know, like, uh, reinvigorating that song amongst this King of calm.

We'll see.