Chris Kanyon

You're right.

It was actually Chris Canyon, Mortis, and Raven versus the Villanellos.

I think four and five or three and four.

And Canyon, Mortis had one up for a powerbomb, and Raven did a neckbreaker at the same time.

Cat says he's going to kill two birds with one stone.

He books a tag match between Canyon and the franchise versus Booker T and Buff Bagwell.

Jeff says, what about me? Cat says, whoever pins the guy tonight will face Jeff Jarrett in the main event for the world title.

Cat says he's going to call Hogan tonight and tell him that Jeff might not be the world champion who he faces on Sunday.

You know, they're trying to lay down the card here.

You know, we got a tag match, which makes sense on paper because we've seen all four of these men fight.

You know, go back and forth with each other, Logan, which is the franchise and Canyon and Shane Douglas and Buff.

We seem to face each other past couple weeks and, you know, franchise and Buff will face each other at the pay-per-view.

If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards.

We're going to go with Chris Canyon.

Nice.

Shotzi Blackheart today is wrestling and he's like, is he cosplaying as Mortis? Kyle's like, that's

Jiro Shibashi did that one.

Mm-hmm.

Then we have, in a four-way, we have, because I didn't know what to do with these guys, they were my leftovers, Randy Orton versus Chris Canyon versus Scott Hall versus Damian Priest.

And it says Chris Canyon picks up the win with the flatliner on Randy Orton.

Okay, 19.

19, Chris Canyon, a.k.a. Mortis.

Chris Canyon was a good wrestler.

Mortis was a rotten character.

Chris Canyon was a good wrestler.

Um...

Now, Rath and Mortis, if they would have given them a run, a good run, they could have

Well, I see at the end of the show, Big Papa Pump of Goldberg went nose-to-nose before blowing up on each other, taking the fight into the crowd while that was going on.

Jeff Jarrett scored a pin on Canyon in the ring.

Yes, I said Canyon.

Chris Champagne Canyon.

Oh, hell.

And securing his rematch against Booker T at the new Blood Rising pay-per-view, which...

the worst.

I was all over them.

Up next, the longest match on the show.

Um, It is Chris Benoit and Perry Satter versus DDP and Chris Canyon.

Now, there is a promo that they show earlier, which I found very interesting, where Dean Malenko and Chris Benoit say that we didn't quit the horsemen you've quit us and we're done and Flair goes like you guys aren't the future and Flair says something that's kind of like foreshadowing and I know he didn't mean it at the time but he kind of says like if I'm going to have two guys that I'm going to lead into the future it's not going to be you two and then I just see in the distance Batista and Randy

Orton

I mean, one, one, one, cause one guy dies, but, uh, 2001

and then that's it.

But anyway, this match is DDP and Chris Canyon versus Chris Benoit and Perry Saturn.

And it's pretty good.