Chris Distefano

That's it, dude.

My name is Chris DiStefano, but you may know me as Andrew Schultz.

Andrew Schultz.

Vaughn, nice to meet you, dude.

And then she comes in and she's like, so, uh, Doug Stanhope.

Like what? Chris DiStefano, when you hang out with him, you cried one time doing a podcast with Chris DiStefano.

So that would be crazy if she did watch my podcast and then just assessed all the things that I talked about.

And then as I sat down, she goes, ah, let me tell you where we're going to start.

thing but it's different the reality it's just like that's shitty

those are just numbers those are number guys those i'm a number person i'm a number guy i'm a number guy are you uh when you're gonna start going back out on the road i have so many comics so schultz uh chris everyone's just like dude report asap what's like on the road man well i want to hear from you i want to hear from you

and and i you know i've always thought about like do i drive to phoenix arizona and do a spot do i just put on like hey i'm gonna be it whatever it is stand up live how's it coming wherever and just go hey i'm gonna be there tomorrow night it's 75 people max do i just do a one-nighter for fun i got it out i got idea well you can

drive there not have to you know make a fly and all that well what you should do the shows with brian and i at stand up live june 11th through the 13th i'll do that you do it i'll do that really i will absolutely do that if you want me to do

Are you doing

a Chris DiStefano bit?

It's not a Chris DiStefano bit, you bitch.

Oh, I lived it, bro.

It's an OP original.

You know what's so crazy? There's a rumor in the comedy world that I'm Albanian.

What? Yeah, I don't know who saw it, but Chris DiStefano asked me on his pod.

I think I know where it came from, but I'm like, yo, whatever.

If Albanians buy tickets, I don't care.

The way I got into comedy is doing the opposite of what people do to get into comedy.

And then once I got into comedy, they're trying to make me do what everybody else does.

And I'm like, I remember Chris DiStefano says to me one day, he's like, Mo, I'm going to give you a lesson in comedy.

So he goes, just stay authentically you.

F those guys.

Uh, what about Chris Distefano?

I liked the Chris.

All right.

Sorry, Foxx.

The hilarious specials, if you want a list, Hannah Berner, Ralph Barbosa, Bill Burr, Chris DiStefano, Gaffigan, Zarna Garg, Nikki Glaser, Alana Glaser, Jessica Kirsten, Mateo Lane, and Sebastian Maniscalco.

I don't know, but okay, I'll watch it.

All right, gang, football is back, so you know where I will be on Sundays.

Um, where now it's like, you know, I look back and I would say the best days of standup were the days where we were totally broke performing for pizza.

And I'm talking like I started with Pete Davidson, um, Andrew Schultz, Tim Dillon, like Chris DiStefano, Mike Cannon, like all these guys, we were all just, and then if not enough people, um, Showed up, they'd cancel it and you'd be all the way down at some shit bar in like the village.

And then we're like, well, I don't want to be shows.

Then you just hang out.