Child Catcher

There's a kidnapper like it was.

The guy's name was the Kid Catcher and they like flip the hell out.

And I'm like, OK, I guess this is off the list.

Yeah, and remember the never-ending story? That was a big one.

Imagine us with a large butterfly net.

Now I'm thinking of the Child Catcher.

It's not the Child Catcher.

[laughs]

Although it is a similar net.

Yeah.

Well, we had three very phenomenal Child Catchers.

Charlie Brooks, Elaine C. Smith, but we also, even now thinking about it, it just tears me apart, we had Viv, The Viv.

Yeah.

I know

... performers.

Of course, they had incredible child catchers as well, who kept replacing.

So they had Paul O'Grady, who I would've-