Chicken nugget

And this one that a listener sent in might be my favorite simply because of how little effort was invested.

Sorry, I was out getting chicken nuggets.

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does she know you call her chicken nuggets because there are some lies where you can think wow he really constructed a story here and then there's this nuggets that's what he came up with and honestly if a guy's gonna cheat on me and use the excuse i was out getting chicken nuggets the only person i feel sorry for is the other woman because damn talk about a two-minute man he only gave her the amount of time that it takes for mcdonald's to fry chicken As a true girl's girl, if you're going to cheat on me, at least give that woman a three-course meal worth of D, okay? None of this fast food bullshit.

My condolences to the other woman.

I low-key feel like sending her flowers.

And maybe that's the thing worth remembering.

When somebody gives you an explanation that requires you to ignore what you're actually seeing, ignore what you're hearing, ignore what your gut is screaming, and perform Olympic level mental gymnastics just to make their story make sense, you don't necessarily need more evidence.

And, uh, Stefosh and I are huge, huge fans of fast food.

I've not had the new Burger King chicken nuggets.

Have you tried them yet?

They look good.

Oh, you never wanna hear that in the guy in front of you.

So typically, when you order six chicken sandwiches here, it's about $5 each, 30 bucks total.

But instead, we order 30 chicken nuggets, six plain buns, and the sauce for free.

[packaging crinkling] So basically, we are deconstructing the sandwich for a lot cheaper.

He died.

The first thing, the first issue that Kian made is when we're walking to McDonald's, he's like, yo, will you give me 20 more dollars if I do them as spicy McNuggets? I'm like, fuck yeah, I want to see that.

By the way, I love like watching people like, like do eating competitions.

Yeah.

Just leave it.

Like, all right.

60 McNuggets just blocking up the pipes.

There is probably a time in my life where I could have, and I just don't have that anymore.

Like I've never seen Burger King crowded since I was a kid.

But now I can't even believe that in this day and age that – The introduction or the – introducing Nuggets still can get people fucking out of their houses and into Burger King.

It seems – like it shocks me that people were cared this much.

And once – Why were you there? Picking up DoorDash.

I wasn't there for Nuggets.

If I was, I would have fucking gone ape shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

that.

I've decided just to talk about chips.

Okay, so now we've got three for Macca's, two for Schnitz, two for KFC, one for the local Thai Nuggets, ka-chow, jungle party.

Ah, hello.

Howdy.

So we

need

McNuggets and we need Schnuggets.

When I walk around the dining hall and I see what some of the children have prepared themselves, it's actually quite amazing.

this generation of young people but some of them actually go off and do pesto salads yeah i've got a group of young young young kids and i'd say they're year seven year eight i think year eight the girls all it's like they're doing tapas they have a table and literally like every lunchtime is like they've got Nuggets, this, that, that, and prepared that.

Cakes and everything else.

It's like every day they have a little fuddle.