Charo

Farron?

It's the Cosmic Curse Halloween Special with your hosts Farron Loden and Sam Supa With special spooky guests, Paul Williams, Vincent Price, Joan Rivers, Charo, Roddy McDowell, Deep Purple, Phyllis Dillon, Earth Wind and Fire, Don Rickles, Paul Lind, Dom DeLuise, Yasser Arafat, Cher, Betty White, Johnny Cash, Richard Pryor, Rip Taylor, Michael Caine, OJ Simpson, Stephen King, the Oak Ridge Boys, and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

And very scary special guest, Brent, where the toys are, St. James.

Get ready for a very scary time.

I'm not celebrating Halloween this year.

I'm celebrating Charoween.

Because international star of the 70s, Charo, is returning to the Queens Theater, which is basically in my backyard.

Remember during COVID, I got obsessed with Charo and was determined and realized, oh my gosh, this is an actual real person.

Booker.

B-double-O-K-E-R. Jeez, do I really sound that incoherent to you? Anyway, if you were ever looking for someone to either write, produce, or punch up a variety show or variety special in the 1960s and 70s, Bob Booker was your man, helping scribe shows for the likes of old-school talents like Gary Moore, Charo, Don Rickles, Dolly Parton, and even the cast of The Lumbo.

And that's really all I have to say about those who worked behind the scenes.

If this felt like a short prologue to any of you, that's on purpose, because trust me when I say that the special itself is far more interesting than any behind-the-scenes info that I could find.

paint wall.

1976, Johnny Carson catches me banging Charo and Lola Falana in his green room, and that jealous bastard banned

me.

Jealous.

Well, Nancy and I were out the other night and I thought, Nicki Minaj has a great big fat ass and I want to be in it.

Reagan is Charo.

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down Charo's thong.

Would have never

happened.

Charo.

She's the best thing we've got in the 80s.

I want in.

Wait, can I share something else with you?

This is not a show after us, is there, Harry? Charo's not coming back, is she? Charo was really here? Apparently.

Either she's coming or she was here.

Oh my God.

She was here, right? Somebody there saw Charo.

I see an opportunity, man.

She plays Spanish guitar, apparently.

All right.

Can't stand to listen to her fucking talk.

What about Charo? Remember her? I don't think so.

Pause.

Pause.

But here's a quick list of some of the other people who are in this movie.

Chris Parnell, Charo, Natasha Lyonne-

[laughs]

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