Charlotte Gainsbourg

He's got a smile, though.

Charlotte Gainsbourg.

And who is she? Charlotte Gainsbourg?

Yeah.

Charlotte Gainsbourg...

I can read that now.

...is a French-British actress and singer.

And she's the lead? Well, yeah, of course, because a man can't be a Nymphomaniac.

Oh, is it Gainsbourg? Yeah.

Is it Charlotte Gainsbourg?

Yeah, her.

I think she's in the movie as well.

And you can bet you, you can bet your bottom dollar I'll be watching that one.

In some non-English language content this week, Call My Agent The Movie on Netflix is a feature-length sequel to the acclaimed French comedy series Call My Agent and sees the original cast return along with appearances by George Clooney, Jean Reno, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Patrice Dahl and Monica Bellucci all playing exaggerated versions of them.

Set five years after the season four finale, the story finds one-time talent agent Andrea pursuing her dream to become a film director only for her debut production to begin falling apart just days before filming.

Folks are pretty excited for this one.

Yeah

... especially Charlotte Gainsbourg and Kate Moss as well, and they both have this allure and an evasiveness as well and, um-

Yeah

... as though you've just captured them for a moment to show how beautiful and intriguing they are, and I wo-

Mm-hmm

... presented by a friend.

And the relationship grow with him, and we did that Lux Aeterna film with Charlotte Gainsbourg-

Mm.

Yeah, that's true.

Charlotte Gainsbourg goes to a male, he's like a sadist.

Yeah.

Who whips women's arses.

I was thinking about this, watching that film.

They used stunt vaginas.

Except I firmly believe that Charlotte Gainsbourg didn't.

Okay.

And I was like, oh, okay, I got to find out more about this guy.

And the next thing I find out about him is this incest single that he does with his daughter, Charlotte Gainsbourg, when she's 14 years old.

Tough hang, yeah.

Or 11, I can't remember.

That's Lars von Trier for you.

It'd just all be Charlotte Gainsbourg.

Yeah, that's a little sad.

She's massaging her uterus through the mound.

William Hurt's really good.

But Charlotte Gainsbourg and Anna Paquin as the older and younger version of the title character.

are really the reasons to watch this film.

The cinematography by David Watkin is stunning as well.

Yes.

Is later on in that film is the most gnarly moment in cinematic history when Charlotte Gainsbourg uses-

Yeah

... scissors to cut off her most, uh, sens- sensitive part, and that haunts me.