Charles Nove

Hello and welcome to another episode of Pains, Stains and Automobiles.

Charles here, Penny there, and somewhere in the middle is a multi-talented player who, apart from anything else, possesses the world's most convincing Donald Trump impression.

Bettered only occasionally by Trump himself, but I'm not too sure about that.

And that is Lewis MacLeod.

You better never know if he was out of breath.

Those stairs.

Charles, Charles, let me tell you about those stairs.

I slipped on four of them.

I think you'll find...

Excuse me, my lad, can we just listen back to that? And I think you'll find that Charles Nove keeps on saying hank-siety.

Well, with an X. Hank-siety.

It isn't, though, is it? It's hang-siety.

Excellent.

There's another episode, Exploring Penny's Drawers.

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It's a Vox Broadcast production.

Okay, better be.

He once owned a quarter share in a vintage Routemaster bus in a consortium that included Alan Dedicate, the voice of the balls, and newsreader Charles Nove.

Okay, wonder who kept it? Or was it like Sisterhood of Travelling Pants where they all got the bus for a spell of time over the summer?

Well, this is where I don't want to drift into dubious research and slander him again, Helen.

Despite popular demand, we're back for another episode of Painstains and Automobiles.

Charles here, Penny there.

Hello.

Hello, and I do apologize for keeping you waiting whilst I hung in the queue waiting to get tickets for Götterdämmerung.

I hadn't really looked at it properly before.

And then I looked at it again.

I've sent you the picture, Charles.

Please describe while I sit back here and just marvel.

You're nicely in time for the latest episode of Pains, Stains and Automobiles.

Charles here and Penny there.

Hello.

Well, hello.

Sensuous drying, madam.

Can I dry your final vestiges?

Charles Nove, available for voiceovers or wherever you get your car wash experience.

Just call me loofer man.