Chard

Do you eat a lot of spinach and other leafy greens? Yes, I love spinach.

Chard and collards.

No kale, though.

Kale bites the big weenie.

Cabbage is a very good one.

Chard, kale.

There are a few more.

Those all help to work.

So I'm going to do basil because who doesn't like basil? Seriously.

Silverbeet, of course.

I might do corn.

I can't eat corn, but my son loves it.

Guys, welcome, one and all, to another episode of Press B to Cancel.

I am your host today, Chard Monk.

We are talking about...

We're talking about Star...

Some of this can be a little hard to find, so that's why seeds might be good.

Chard, collards, garlic, kale, kohlrabi.

lettuce, mustard, peas, radishes, spinach, and turnips.

Such a

They wrote Cabbage in the script.

On the day props showed up with Chard or Little Jim or whatever the fuck, and that was a word-perfect set.

You weren't allowed to change a thing, and they couldn't get a hold of Showrunner, and they just had to say Cabbage while they're looking at Chard.

It was...

Neelix, all my faith in you as a cook has just evaporated immediately.

Anyway, more, and that's not even the grossest thing that happens or the wildest thing that happens.

Let's see.

So while I was hyper fixating on Chardonnay cabbage, Paris was potentially kind of talking nicely to Cass.

I have another small sowing of them sort of on the way, and I'll do a final one this month.

Chard is another one.

Again, I only do a couple of sowings a year, so I did my spring sowing, harvesting off those all the time.

That's a plant actually that...

The best are the very pricey Armando series sold by Territorial.

Chard.

This vegetable is basically a beet with succulent leaves and thick stalks instead of edible sweet roots.

It is just as drought tolerant as a beet, and in dry gardening, chard is sown, spaced, and grown just like a beet.

So they're the rooting vegetables the roots the shoots all the leaf.

So things like beets carrots Chard the Swiss chard is a great one to grow this time of year all your kale We just planted some last and auto kale.

Have you ever seen that? Oh, yeah, that's like the dinosaur food the Tuscan kale That one's so good.

And what I love about kale and I know a lot of people like how do you get so excited about kale? It's cut and come again So there's some delicious things you can grow, like bok choy and bok choy and baby bok choy.

I love it.

Yeah, I played it and it was so bad, but I was like, I'm going to keep my mouth shut because this is a soft spot for Chard, so I didn't say anything.

Everybody that I've been like, you should play Starboard Justice, they all fucking

hate it.

I might do either...

Oh, what is it called? Witchblood, which is probably going to make me shit my pants, or Cosmonaut, which is supposed to be another pretty scary one.

So if you guys want to get the piss scared out of you, come out tonight to Twitch, Chardmonk, and YouTube, Chardmonk, and watch with me as I attempt to play quick games for an hour.

Boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie.