Chanel No. 5

Yeah, I do like that you have two different ones.

I just wear Chanel No. 5, and I don't wear it every day.

Yeah, you don't.

I don't.

I mean, you always could, but it was thoughtful of you to not, because it gave me a headache.

You could be Chanel No. 5 in Dead Coyote, out on the town, painting it red.

Holding a cup? Well, I don't want to waste wine.

I

Oh, that's a special brand that I whipped up myself, Andy.

It's a mixture of Chanel No. 5 and

DDT.

Stuff attracts women, but keeps off the fly, as

I was afraid you might.

Little girls who don't want to be followed shouldn't wear Chanel No. 5 and strapless evening gowns, and particularly the latter.

And they shouldn't carry bombs around, either.

There can't be none.

You're

leaving? And I was beginning to enjoy our conversation.

Also the Chanel No. 5 and everything

else.

And I said it was baby powder.

And then I looked it up, and there's some claim that she had Material Girl singles scented with Chanel No. 5.

You know what? I am a Chanel No.

5 person.

No surprises.

She wears Chanel No. 5.

She wears Miss Dior.

She just wants to be the classic woman.

What do you wear to bed? That's right.

I wear Chanel No. 5.

That was Marilyn Monroe's classic answer.

It was great,

So the Iranian fishermen and salvagers jumped straight into their dinghy's whip and went straight into the water and started just scooping up iPhones and French perfume.

Oh, Chanel No. 5.

The fishermen smell amazing.

Finally.

And it's something that is very connected with memory, apparently.

And I remember as a child, one of my parents' very elegant friends, when she arrived in our household, she always had this fantastic scent, which I only discovered years later was Chanel No. 5, which apparently Marilyn Monroe loved.

And this woman was a great fan of Marilyn Monroe.

And so still every time that I catch that scent, it brings me back to when I was a child at my parents' parties.

But I think that, as we've just heard, scents that are very evocative of the natural world are ones that I find particularly attractive.

And they're wonderful that they actually make you feel part of something.

It's an incredible feeling that you're sort of, although it's an individual choice to where I sent, that idea that when you do have a spritz of, let's say, Chanel No. 5, you are entering into or you suddenly belong to somewhere which is, dare I say it, slightly more luxurious.

Absolutely.

Again, macho comic relief.

And also, Roadblock gets a letter covered in Chanel No. 5.

Who's surprised with Roadblock? Who is surprised? I'm surprised he doesn't have more letters covering Chanel No.

5.