Chad

Ann is a person I know.

And so he calls Ann Stacey and he calls Rick Chad.

And unfortunately, I know what those names mean, but the cops don't.

And so I'm way ahead of this shit as they search the building for other people named Chad and Stacey because maybe the rapist raped the wrong person.

and they think that the Chad that lives in 9D, who's married to some other guy, Brianna, Chad's married to Brianna, and Brianna had an affair with some guy, and Chad doesn't know, and is a spin instructor, so it's not this fucking spin instructor.

Turns out that there's a string of rapes, and they keep referring to dudes as Chads and women as Stacys, and, well...

It's incels.

Incels refer to handsome men as chads.

Just 'cause you go to church doesn't mean you're supposed to be a fucking nice guy.

You can be a gentleman in the streets, but you gotta be a fucking Chad Thundercock in the sheets, dude.

I mean, 'cause at the end of the day, you like this girl and you wanna fuck her.

You're not like, "Oh, let's do some cookie recipes.

I'm going to keep saying this until people finally listen and tell this turd of a league to get off my TV.

If you're a fan of Caitlin Clark, if you are a normal person, if you're not attracted to women with five o'clock shadows, if you believe Chad Thundercock has no place in the women's locker room, if you think grown-ups with blue hair, pink hair, or in some cases, no hair.

If you think dying your hair to match every color of the rainbow is a sign of immaturity, the WNBA does not want your business.

They do not want you watching the illusion of basketball.

And you're probably one of like a dozen dudes in her life that she treats the same way.

Meanwhile, she goes and hooks up with Chad Thundercock, who doesn't call, doesn't text, doesn't do anything.

Doesn't take her out.

Doesn't spend any money on her.

So if the other guy, like his friend, doesn't want to see her or is not responsive, she'll probably keep the date.

But again, if it was Chad Thundercock, she'd go hang out with Chad Thundercock.

He'd beat up her pelvis and she'd probably bail on the date.

So you see how that works? But in this case, we got good intel because he's got a friend that seems to be a good wingman.

If you're thinking, oh, my life sucks, poor me.

It's like, dude's 19 years old, and as you'll see, he's living the Chad Thundercock lifestyle, but he's not really happy.

Because quite frankly, sex with people you're not really that into is kind of like glorified masturbation.

But it's still fun.

Oh, my shoulder's hurt.

How did her shoulder get hurt? Chad Thundercock broke her shoulder.

I mean, who knows? But she doesn't want to have sex with him.

Two steps forward, one step back, which is laid out in the book.

Again, she doesn't want to hurt your feelings.

She's not going to come out and say, basically, you turn me off and you drive me up.

And I met Chad Thundercock on my trip, and he really fucked me good.

And I feel something for him, but I don't feel anything for you after two and a half months of dating.

I want to start off by saying I'm actually level one spectrum, so I've struggled with women and friendships up until the past 10 years or so, in which I discovered your work.

I'm not necessarily a Chad Thundercock, but I do pull some hotties from time to time.

Flashback to 2024.

I land myself my first long term relationship, which lasted for a little under two years.

Again, 80% of the dudes in prison were raised by single mothers.

No dad was around.

They do not want their sons being Chad Thundercocks and sleeping with everyone in town.

They just don't want their sons going around being a dick and breaking hearts.