Celery

Macaroni and cheese.

Celery.

Oh, yeah.

There's a color named Celery.

You know what? That's right.

And that's one of the most popular colors, uh, out there for interior decorating.

So I'm just throwing that out there.

Celery.

A carrot is the root of a plant.

A stalk of celery? Or a piece of dandelion fluff? Fluff fluff! That little piece of fluff is attached to a dry little fruit that contains the seed.

Celery is the actual stalk of a celery plant.

A strawberry! Or a zucchini? The zucchini! A strawberry is actually the swollen end of the stem of the strawberry flower, so it doesn't contain the seed, it actually has the seeds on the outside.

Each one of the hard little things on the outside of the strawberry, those are the fruit.

Yeah.

Celery is the best.

You know, I love to do greens and things, but...

And broccoli, I might do some broccoli.

Mustard.

Leeks, onions, garlic.

Celery.

So you have a lot of different options there.

Cucumbers would be at the top of the list.

Celery also.

In fact, cucumbers top the list at 96% water with celery and iceberg.

I would never suggest iceberg lettuce, but let's say your spring mix at roughly 95%.

Because if they don't put the work into it, you know, they're not going to get better.

Well, I mean, it's not even, I mean, it's lemon water, celery juice, plant-based diet.

There you go.

So, yeah.

And in three weeks, it was probably 70% better.

And then over the course of the next year.

it dissolved away so and every now and then i can still feel like if i'm under a lot of stress and i don't get very good sleep or something weird is happening like say i'll have like my kneel starts to swell a little bit and like it starts to turn hot and red like in one place all i have to do is just hit my protocol again just hit the lemon water the celery juice and try to get to bed early And just take really good care of myself for a day or two.

And it's already gone again.

I feel sorry for the...

Listeners? No, well, the PRs behind Celery was so great in the early 2000s that it seems to have dropped off.

Yeah, and I know it's all about asparagus.

It's asparagus as

No.

Apio.

Okay.

Right.

Yeah, yeah.

Apio, apio, apio.

Apio.

Apio.

Their mascot is a moose, so of course their most famous character at the ballpark is a mysterious vegetable.

This is the story of Mr. Celery.

There was a fad that, that started here in the 2000 season.

I can't explain it.

This vegetable that we call Mr. Celery, he was invented by finding a costume here at the ballpark and we decided we're gonna bring somebody out when we score runs.

Mr. Celery it was, and somebody threw on the celery costume and they cued up the song Song 2 by Blur, also known as Woohoo around here.

I tend to believe that Mr. Celery literally was found in a dumpster.

That's my favorite theory.

I, I lo- love eating vegetables.

Celery's just classic, it's just like crunchy water with a bit of earth taste to it.

[laughs]

Yeah.

The human digest- di- digestive system is a, is a complicated beast.

Yeah, it really is.

Celery is, is basically eating salty water, but it's good.

I, I like-