Caveman

from just bolting a chatbot onto your business and calling it a day, which I feel like maybe I did.

And then we'll close with where I think this really goes, because after what BNY Mellon's already doing, I don't think, to your point, Caveman & Carr covers it anymore.

All right, so here's my kind of setup for you to get you rolling here, and it's based on some things.

All right, so Francis Odom runs a cybersecurity research firm.

So if you think about Rocky's arc, and we have to include five, even though Creed kind of gets rid of five, but we've got to include five.

So Rocky is the person that starts off sounding like a caveman, In the middle of his arc, he becomes super intelligent and fluent and his grammar is incredible to going back to Caveman in Rocky V.

Remember in Rocky V, it's not because he just transforms.

It's because he grabs the rubber ball and hat.

Yeah, because he started going back to Caveman grammar, so he had to look the part of what he used to look like.

Lose all that money.

Getting kicked out of the mansion.

It is.

Caveman worked out.

He did work out.

He's jagged.

I want to see whether a man can come out here in the woods naked with no aid but that of his own hands and his own ingenuity and..." "Yes, yes, I know," interrupted the disconsolate man.

"Earn himself a livelihood in the wilderness, live as the caveman lived, carefree and far from the curse of civilization." "That's it.

That was my idea," I said, my enthusiasm rekindling as I spoke.

"That's what I'm doing.

Frenzied Fiction by Stephen Leacock.

Part 7.

The Caveman as He Is.

I think it likely that few people besides myself have ever actually seen and spoken with a caveman.

That was just recently released.

And then we're going to go with Caveman Week.

Okay.

We got Eegah from 1962 and Trog from 1970 and Teenage Caveman from 1958.

Wow.

Ugh.

Too bad we didn't have a brand new Caveman

movie

Tony.

Cavemen.

You called me a caveman.

Yesterday, you called me a caveman.

Yeah, I was watching.

You called me a fucking caveman.

You know what cavemen did? Cavemen thought.

Cavemen invented fire.

Yeah, I've got a great example, actually.

Out in Utah, there's a program called the Cavemen.

And at some point last fall, I got a text message from one of the Cavemen coaches, and he told me a little story.

And so there's a player that's on their team.

He just graduated.

Yeah, they go to like the primeval realm of Boneclaw, who looks like Beast to me.

Like Caveman.

He looks like Beast, but he's like Beast crossed with Captain Caveman.

He's got a big hunk and you'd think it'd be a wooden club, but of course it's an adamantium club because he's a Wolverine's.

So first, Logan and Redhair, they fight this giant Sabretooth.

But a plain old Sabretooth is too much for them until Boneclaw.

Boneclaw's ready.

Boneclaw jumps in and, like Captain Caveman, whacks the tiger on the head.