Cave diving

knows? It's a bit of a choose-your-own-adventure, that one.

I sometimes watch about the people that go, like, they cave diving.

Oh, that's – It's just fucking ridiculous.

That's

That's not caving.

That's for sure.

Cave diving?

No, no. There's a word for people that go like exploring through the really narrow caves.

Obviously, the outcome we know is good, which is kind of a nice way to watch something this stressful.

Because first of all, cave diving, what a nightmare.

Spelunking.

It is just crazy.

Cave diving.

You know, because regular caves aren't dangerous enough.

You've got darkness, tight spaces, getting lost, falling rocks, claustrophobia, plenty of perfectly good ways to die.

So obviously the logical thing to do is add swimming.

What could possibly go wrong? And the frightening thing is, I'm not even talking about a horror movie yet.

Cave diving is legitimately one of those activities where I can watch somebody do it on YouTube and think, wow, that is incredible.

I hope you have a wonderful time.

I'll be staying right here.