Catholic guilt

He's got a ponytail on his palm.

But the Catholic guilt and rage, you weren't one of those altar boys that got touched.

I was

an altar boy, but I didn't get touched.

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Isn't that, like, the biggest part about the Catholic school thing? Like, don't you just, do you feel the guilt still? Do you got, like, the Catholic guilt thing?

Were you pretty deep into it?

I was into it-

Right

... and all this shit, and, you know, the Catholic guilt growing up-

Yeah

... and all that stuff." He goes-

[laughs]

And listen, having grown up Catholic, I would say part of the Catholic guilt comes from looking at half-naked, six-pack ab Jesus-

[laughs]

... hanging on the cross in a loincloth, like, for your entire childhood.

[laughs]

Like, what, what cracks you up is, like...

And okay, so first of all, let's go to the Catholic guilt.

Yeah.

The chichi's got to do what the chichi's got to do so the baby can survive and all.

I know, but la vergüenza está ahí, the guilt, the Catholic guilt.

Your mom got in

your head, huh? She did.

You can...

You already have Catholic guilt over whether or not you're Catholic.

Yeah.

[laughs] That's fine.