Caspar Milquetoast

Or you might be the spy.

Yeah, they even look like you, meek and mild, Casper Milquetoast.

[laughs] And their cover stories are pips, like telling you they're out here looking for oil.

They strike up a conversation, ask questions, and notice briefcases.

It's, it's, it's not good the way he, the way he's, um, he's camp- I mean, it's, it's...

He's, he's gotten a little better, but it's, it's still basically Casper Milquetoast time, you know? You, [laughs] you, you, you can't r- you can't run that it's, it's morning in America when, like Reagan did in '84 because it's not morning in Massachusetts.

And number two, y- you're, you're not the incumbent.

You're the, uh, you're the challenger and, and you're running against the worst, the worst governor in Massachusetts history, and that, that includes Charlie Baker, who is...

And that put an end...

Then they hired this Casper Milquetoast General Eisenhower to be over everything.

And he was pro-NATO, pro-one world government.

And when they put him into office and the head general and over all the generals in the United States, they fired General MacArthur, who knew he could win the war, and Patton, General Patton, who knew he could.

You know, they, they asked, uh, they, the, uh, Tim Dunn asked, uh, asked Minogue for a comment about this, and he...

It was just Casper Milquetoast stuff.

"In Massachusetts, this is not who we are." Well, I, I beg to disagree, Mike.

It's, uh, apparently this is...

So sorry the lesbian film wasn't tantalizing enough for you, sir.

I am so sorry, you Mr. Milquetoast critic who's never had a decent thought in his fucking life.

Because I have hated this man for so long.

He manages to talk so much and not say a damn fucking thing.