Carol McGiffin

a radio show, dear.

Patrick texts, is Carol McGiffin's book Oh Carol any good? I picked it up in the pound shop today.

What? In the pound shop.

In the pound shop, Carol.

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He is nice.

Heather texts, hold on, wasn't Carol McGiffin a Brexiteer? She was a Brexiteer.

Oh, right, yeah.

Sorry, I was a bit mean, wasn't I?

hello and welcome to another episode of suddenly single today i've got back with me my mate carol mcgiffin because i've got a lot of things to ask her because since she last appeared she has not seen me and she's been to england several times hello mate Oh, look.

Is that how it's going? Well, I've seen you flying in and out of London.

I have not been.

Oh, I know.

But, I mean...

Anyway, Carol McGiffin,

thank you for coming in to Suddenly Single.

Oh, no, I'm in trouble again, aren't I, knickers?

Carol McGiffin says struggling loose women should be axed as she takes a swipe at boring show after it was hit by budget cuts.

Oh, my God, you've done it again.

Well, I haven't done it again.

Go and look up what I said.

They're so lazy, aren't they?

Carol McGiffin has taken another swipe at her former show, Loose Women, as she said the struggling programme should be axed.

Savage.

I'm not one of your LBC listeners.

You should be one of my LBC listeners, Carol.

And then you'd learn something.

Good God.

Yeah, well, maybe it's just better not to wash your hands.

Just carry some wet wipes with you.

Carol, I'm never going to the toilet again.

I've decided.

Say that with a straight face Most of the time Say that with a straight face I'm always happy always happy do you know what I was thinking right see since we've got this new fancy desk and fancy studio and everything do you think this is like the male equivalent of Loose Women wow who are

you you Janet Street Porter you're Carol McGiffin I'll take that who's on the Loose Women panel I don't know Janet Street

Porter's on it They must have, no, it doesn't matter, we'll get cancelled.

No, let's do it.

Okay, this is so...

This is exactly what Carol McGiffin does.

Yeah.

She says, oh, I've got something really, really, really interesting that happened to me today.

But thanks a lot, Sophie.

If you're not prepared to tell me what it is that's on my screen, which was much more enticing a topic than anything else that you just told me, then I'm going to have to go.

Carol McGiffin does that all the time.

Yeah.

Yeah, I go around doing exactly that.

The one that gets me most is Carol McGiffin.

I can't hear or even look at alcohol without thinking.

Booze.

And on that alarming note, that's it.

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