Whoa

... and then this, like, thing happened.

I can't explain it.

It sounds fake.

It's not fake.

I felt something.

It's just weird.

He needs to work it out

Like

this is what we signed up for.

And like it is like a thing it's like construction workers go to work every day and they have their own challenges and like our challenges aren't as hard as theirs in my opinion.

Like or somebody working in a sewer.

You know what I mean? Like my dad talks about like a cinder block fell on his head when he was working in a sewer and he would eat lunch and rats were like running around him.

And I'm like, oh, I have to like, what's my caption for this post in front of this Texas barbecue place? How do I make this funny? And if it's not funny, who cares? A rat's not going to bite me.

I'm not going to get paralyzed.

Right.

And I, I, every time I've had an Italian beef, I've been delighted.

This is important to me, actually, because this is actually my favorite food growing up.

And, you know, the Italian beef is Chicag- every, every...

It seems like a lot of cities have their, like, their meat type of sandwich.

Like, Philadelphia has the Philly cheese steak.

You can, uh, Y- New York has the chopped cheese.

Uh, Chicago's version is, you know, the Italian beef, and it's different.

Mm.

We knew each other through the old comedy scene in Brooklyn.

Yeah, I know.

I actually remember where we met specifically.

We were in front of a comedy club in Manhattan and I just moved to New York.

And I remember everyone's like, Joe Firestone's a big deal.

Joe Firestone's a big deal.

And so I was like nervous and excited to meet her.

It was my first time stepping foot in Syracuse.

Doing pizza

...

I think, like, it, I went to, you know, I went to college, and I was a business major, and I was a marketing major, and I do, there are things that I see that I could do in my career that could make me way more successful than what I am, but after college, I worked in sales for eight years, and I made decent money.

You know, I don't come from money.

Uh, y- my family's very, like, working class.

Barely anybody went to high sc- co- graduated high school, so I was the first one to go to college.

And, you know, there's, like, these aspects of, like, I could just make money and be rich, but I already, you know, I did sales, and I wasn't happy.

Do you share that fantasy?

there's stable views in the room don't do that to me

shout out to stable view making the funniest fucking series um okay so basically long story short is he was like i was sitting next to this dude on the plane and he had like his whole ass family on first class business class and he was like telling gary he's like well i've opened up 11 amex platinums that's how he did it yeah but he's like basically he opens them up because he's a real estate agent so he opens them up every time he sells or has a new property or something yeah he has to um there's a different llc for it so he opens a card under each under each property and because of that he never has to pay for flights and i was like i remember seeing a big ass family on the plane i was like why did you pay for these bad kids to sit up here? They're running around being crazy.

And I was like, Oh, whenever you see something like that, it's like, there's a good, like their company paid for it or something.

Yeah.

Or

No, he wouldn't say it either.

Yeah, you can't.

But the other one is I started therapy before everybody like 10 years ago.

whole point of the show is you telling me something.

Dude, on my flight, on my flight.

Okay, so I have these certificates like that I can get upgraded because I did, I flew a lot last year.

So I got upgraded to premium.

Whoa, premium.

Okay, I'm not laying down, but it's great.

all the way to LA.

Quick Todd Berry story coming at you right now before Todd jumps into the dentist office.

you know what would you rather be i wanted to be daniel day lewis and krispy kreme but then i think i realized i wasn't so i had to go the will smith route yeah you know you're doing well so

look at those krispy kremes God, I wish they were new.

Because that looks good in the picture, but I know if I see it in person, I don't give a fuck.

Damn.

They just messed it up, dude.

What's another thing? In-N-Out kind of did that.

I still think it's bomb.

pop like a 24-year-old bar in Venice that's just running on hope.

I, I just, I'll never get over how much I love it.

It makes you...

The whole thing about it is, like, everybody's always like, "New York's tough, New York's tough." And then I moved, like, from Chicago to New York and lived in New York for a while, and I was like, everybody in New York is so welcoming and inviting.

Bye, guys.

All right, later.

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