Carl Tart

[upbeat music] Hello, and welcome to Mollyworld, a podcast about Hollywood Boulevard, America's friendliest and most walkable neighborhood.

I'm your host, Molly Lambert, and today we have very special guest, Carl Tart, a podcaster, SNL writer, and all-around funny guy.

And we are going to be visiting 1650 Highland Avenue to go to Mel's Diner.

You're the Arnold Schwarzenegger.

You're Lana mixed with the Arnold.

Arnold Del Rey.

Come with us, won't you? Welcome, Carl Tart.

Thank you for having me.

Now, these two went on to co-create the television show Hacks, which just ended its five-year run, um, to much acclaim, and this is before that though.

Um, and then we have Zeke Nicholson as Pants the Rapper, Carl Tart as MC Sugar Butt, uh, both of them dropping rhymes, uh, and some things that didn't rhyme at all, to be honest.

And, uh, then lastly is entrepreneur Carl Coaster, played by Lamarr Woods.

He shares some innovative ideas for roller coasters, as well as how to stay relevant in the coaster game.

... did you, did you hear him say it?

Carled.

Carled.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We both let him go.

[laughs]

And, 'cause it was also one of those things where I was like, "Oh, he said Carled," but it's 'cause the next word he was gonna say was Mark.

Yeah.

It was, it was so f- yeah, 'cause, um, yeah, Carl Tart was on the one at Dynasty.

God, he's so funny.

And he kept doing this bit where he like kept insinuating that he thought the moon landing was fake.

Like, where are we going next? And Tim Allen somehow rigged something up so he could put the houses, like, on some huge semis and just take them with him.

Carl Tart is our guest here as we try to work our way through the last 24 hours with the Clippers getting hammered with five first-round picks being taken away.

How upset are you with Kawhi Leonard in all of this? You have a lot of jerseys.

Do you have a Kawhi Leonard jersey?

I think the one jersey I'm pissed about that I can't wear anymore, that I got framed on my wall now was my Gillian Zucker jersey.

If you read that 36 page report, I can never wear that jersey again, Jesus.

Carl Tartt, everyone.

Look, I ain't going to stop you.

Golden Axe is getting an animated TV series, the Sega game Golden Axe.

It stars Matthew Rhys as Gilius Thunderhead, Lisa Gilroy as Sorceress Tyris Flare, Liam McIntyre as Barbarian Warrior Axe Battler, and Carl Tart as Kronos Evil 8.

Uh...

Oh, right.