Care of Magical Creatures

That's more interesting.

Or care of magical creatures.

I'd be like, magical creatures? How fun.

Like, that should be an easy decision.

Okay.

Okay.

So what does he end up picking? We know he ends up picking divination and care of magical creatures, which I feel, yeah, out of the new subjects that we know of, yeah, they're the two most interesting.

Okay, and so the next Quidditch match is gonna be between Gryffindor and Hufflepuff.

Okay.

If Care of Magical Creatures wasn't four words on its own.

And that's only six words for Chastises Malfoy for libeling Hagrid.

Wouldn't it be

it.

With a crown.

She'd be like, and it would say, I teach care of magical creatures.

What's your superpower?

a second, if I may.

The Care of Magical Creatures professor presumably does not know how to tell the difference between a male dragon and a female dragon.

Now, I do understand that Norberta was very young when Hagrid first had her.

And presumably now, though, she's, what, seven, six years older than she was? We know Hagrid isn't the sharpest