Captain Ray Holt

And it wound up actually did a few times when he went undercover and wound up basically getting exposed.

And him and Captain Holt had to wind up being down in Florida with each other.

But I also like that because, you know, once he went undercover, like right before he left, he professed his feelings to Amy

for the first time.

I love that.

Yeah.

I would want Captain Holt to be my dad.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

And, um, we always end up landing on Raymond Holt-

Yeah

... doing the, in the fun zone.

It was delightful to watch.

I think you trying to be straight would be very like in Brooklyn Nine-Nine Captain Holt when he's pretending to be straight and he's like, I just love breasts.

I love them.

And equally, you would be a great improviser in this scenario and you're like, no, I'm driving, follow my lead.

No, no, no, no, it's, it's much deeper than that.

It's like, you know, a char- Like, so there's a whole whole thing about an episode where Ray Holt has a gambling addiction.

Yes.

But in, there are earlier episodes where he makes it very clear he's never had any issues with any kind of addiction whatsoever.

Uh, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, one of my favorite underappreciated shows.

Shout out Captain Raymond Holt, one of my favorite characters of all time.

And you are the author of this book right here, co-author with the legendary Joe Posnanski.

Big fan.

want to...

What's the captain's name? Holt?

Yep.

What if it was him? Actually, that might have made this, like, actually so funny.

Also like

that no point are they just like it takes them until well after they leave they're like wait a minute

yeah wait yeah and so like outside they're terrible outside one of the girls calls and is like well we tried to like talk to them but they kick you know they like send us on our way because we like smell like pee and the guy's like i told you to bathe or whatever and like one of the girls like literally pee this is when you see like one of the girls like squat and pee or whatever and she's like bitch let's go like stop we don't have time for this right now and they like run off or whatever this is when they show up somewhere and the piss gang is like shooting them with a bunch of spray bottle guns they like come they like approach them in the parking lot and they're like hey this is our turf and we're gonna pee here if we want to or whatever and then they start like p shooting them with the p guns and of course they're like oh gross the cop one of the cops like fires a real gun and they're like oh they have real guns and so like the gang runs or whatever Holt is mad at them, obviously, because they haven't caught anybody yet.

Now they're just at the gym with no dialogue for like 10 minutes for whatever reason.