Captain Jack Sparrow

That's my number one pirate in history.

I'll be Jack Sparrow.

Ooh.

You're running out of pirates.

That's my number one pirate in history.

I'll be Jack Sparrow.

Ooh.

You're running out of pirates.

can defeat Anakin.

yeah maybe and as a reminder uh when these do get released you can leave comments at comment at mom versus son showdown or on the instagram page mom versus son showdown okay so this week we're going to talk about or we're going to debate jack sparrow versus indiana jones and before we get into it um i did look up a few things like if it were not an actual battle which would win and if we were talking movies pirates of the caribbean there have been five movies and do you know how many indiana joan movies there have been

no well there's like there's the three original ones and then they started making they made like one i don't know like five or ten years ago and i don't know if they made another one after that i'm gonna say four

So it is five.

First Pirates of the Caribbean was in 2003.

But if we were talking gross box office amounts, then Pirates of the Caribbean would win by far.

Jack Sparrow would win by far on this one.

$4.52 billion versus $2.37 billion.

Let me see you.

Ah, Captain Jack Sparrow.

Reporting for duty.

Oh, okay.

Uh, I was...

That costume looks great.

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, Mom.

That costume ready? That costume ready?

What's his name? The pirate.

What's his name? The guy who plays Captain Jack Sparrow when they put him in those outfit.

That's what he looks like.

Ooh, he was fucking him up.

Yeah.

I was watching this video today about fucking Jack Sparrow.

What's his name? Johnny Depp.

And this kid's in the hospital, had so many surgeries and shit.

No, no,

no.

The next day he rocks up in character fucking as Johnny Depp, as fucking Captain Jack Sparrow and spends four or five hours with the kid.

Doesn't break character the whole time.

Yep, that's true.

The Johnny Depp one, at the time, he was taking the world by storm as Jack Sparrow, but looking back, maybe...

Maybe we put Joe Kaplan in there.

Speaking of...

What if Sergeant Joe Gavilan had taken the world by storm instead of Captain Jack Sparrow? What if Michael Bolton was singing about Sergeant Joe Gavilan?

They had similarly cinematic and memorable character introductions, which was Johnny Depp coming in on the sinking little tiny pirate boat, and then Harrison Ford having a long one-sided conversation into his cell phone about trying to...

About how the

like, you know.

Jack Sparrow, he's coming for your job.

Yeah, yeah.

I honestly, I think just like dye his hair blonde.

important thing, mate.

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

Blockbusters, tearjerkers, family fair.

What's worth seeing in the theater? And what should you just watch at home?