Captain Ivan Drago

Oh, my stride was...

Who do you think you are? Ivan Drago? What?

Just go in the mountains.

It's just a watch.

But in a way, Adobe is affected.

Okay, they kind of got cut like Ivan Drago in round two of Rocky IV, okay? They have showing blood now a little bit.

The competitors are the winners, really, because people are now thinking twice about using Adobe.

Is it really worth all that money? For some companies, it will be to get that support and get those updates.

I'm not sure if we have a plot yet for a script for the Donkey spinoff, but I'm just going to throw out two ideas here.

In one of them, Donkey fights Ivan Drago from Russia.

Or, for modern audiences, Donkey takes under his wing Michael B. Jordan.

an up-and-coming boxer, you know.

It's a great story.

Yeah, no, the story of how Stallone, you know, literally, you know, it's like, I won't say the script unless I play Rocky.

So, you know, you laugh about Ivan Drago and Michael B. Jordan, but this is about to become a thing, Len.

Okay.

And I just instantly thought of Rocky IV, where...

Ivan Drago and Rocky are going to fight and Drago's in the most, you know, he's obviously great shape.

He's getting shot with steroids and stuff in the lab, doing all these things.

And Rocky's like in a hut in Siberia somewhere, you know, punching meat and.

And Vince DiCola did all the amazing soundtrack music in Rocky IV.

Rocky IV, when Rocky fought the Russian, Drago, and beat him.

And DiCola wrote a war and fanfare and training montage.

The scenes when Rocky's in the snow in Siberia, getting ready to take on Drago before the big match, before the big fight, before the big war.

Because that's what this week feels like.

It's the week before the election.

They lead the SEC in total defense.

That makes them sound like Ivan Drago in Rocky IV.

I mean, like, do they even bleed? I mean, how can you be the best offense and the best defense in the SEC at the same time? They're coached by Lane Kiffin.

They have the $40 million-plus roster.

What do you think? I love it.

If you ask Scooby-Doo what his favorite cartoon is, he goes, Rats! Rats! What about you, sir? Remember, okay, so you know when they have like Rocky versus Ivan Drago, they would have that poster where they're kind of facing each other looking tough, or when Salone and Schwarzenegger are in a movie together, or if you got, you know, it's Scott Adkins and Randy Couture.

Like, they always have like this showdown, Godzilla and Kong, right? Mm-hmm.

So I've got, in the coolest font ever, it says, we're going to hell together.

Tom had a flock of seagulls hair.

Actually, I had Billy Idol hair and then I had Dolph Lundgren, you know, Ivan Drago hair.

Kind of like I still do.

It hasn't really changed much.