Captain Ginyu

Okay, so maybe, maybe, 'cause you two got, like, um, interesting faces, you, you, uh, kinda turn to the side to hide your face.

We'll do kinda like, you know, like a Ginyu squad kinda like pose or something, and then, uh, Tyler and Del, you can be on the side, see, and you can kinda do, like, a pose and hide your face.

Profile.

Okay.

I've seen it.

I haven't seen it.

Okay, so we're all Captain Ginyu, and we all do music, and then you talk.

Yeah, and then, you know, if I get in trouble, I can take one of you guys out, see, in case he wants to attack me or something, all right?

'99 happens, I'm still in high school.

Yeah, the, the classic story of I'm homesick when the tapes, the Ginyu tapes come in.

Yeah, yeah.

I think it's a joke.

The frog.

Captain Ginyu.

No, that- Oh, Ginyu ... no, that's a frog.

What's the- Ah, Ginyu ... what's the...

He fucking- Oh, Guldo.

Guldo.

Yeah.

I know Guldo.

Vegeta?

One of the Ginyu guys.

Anyways, you could tell that the fact that it was free, they were making all their money on the back end for overcharging on the autographs.

So, care to guess how much Courage's autograph was just for an 8x10? I'm going to guess $60.

I think a really big one that I think really nails this is actually Dragon Ball Z with Goku versus Frieza.

Where the big thing thread that's going on in that story is Goku, he gets to Namek, right? And he's like fucking up the Ginyu force, right? And mind you, Goku just found out this in Z, he is a Saiyan, right? And all he's learned about Saiyans is Saiyans fucking kill people.

Saiyans don't have mercy.

And he obviously is like, that's why he's constantly like, I'm not a Saiyan.

And if you can prove your worth... supposedly, you're compensated pretty handsomely.

I know it's not canon, but in one of the video games, when Captain Ginyu does a good enough job, Frieza says, you know what? You can take one of the wishes on the Dragon Balls for Ginyu.

Now, it turns out it's Earth's Dragon Ball, so Ginyu gets the one and only wish, but still, it's pretty cool, pretty nice and generous of Frieza to be like that.

It...

He's running his own empire, and you have all those healing pods, so you'd be set for pretty much any injury.

No,

you go.

I was going to say, in Xenoverse, if you're a Namekian and you start helping the Freeza Force, Captain Ginyu himself says, oh, just so you know, if you ever lay an egg, we have a great parental leave program.