Canto Bight

Contessa Alessandrix Delga Catonica Provincian.

Fortunately, she's content with being addressed more simply as the Countess of Canto Bight.

The Countess, whose husband is rarely seen in public, sits atop the resort city's social ranks and owns a sizable share of many of its business operations.

Mm-hmm.

The proper woman who was shocked by everything that Groucho said.

I never.

Because there's so much in Canto Bight that is, let's play with really like 30s, 40s, classic, sophisticated Hollywood, that she reminds me of real Hollywood.

High society lady.

No.

Was he on Canto Bight?

You're thinking of Episode Nine.

Uh, he was the bartender in Episode Nine.

[laughs]

It, uh, it was on that-

I, I was thinking of Canto Bight.

No, not Canto Bight.

Let's get into episode five and go podracing.

[instrumental music] Massacre on Canto Bight.

The crew of the Blood Spurt murder Tag security forces during a heist for Grakkus the Hutt, but I promise they were all bad guys and only some of them had families.

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Boring.

We have an update on a developing story from the apparent Nihil attack on a member of the Tag family on Canto Bight.

A ship covered in old Nihil livery invaded an art showing-

And why not just go into the new year full of energy and violence and excitement that only a tournament can bring.

And to kind of keep it together thematically, I decided there's still some weirdos at old Canto Bight.

Oh, yeah.

That have not appeared here on Data Bank Brawl.

And it's about the year anniversary of The Last Jedi, a little bit over for this first episode, so I figured, why not? Are you guys ready for your first Canto Bight combatants? Sir, yes, sir.

All right.

Our first combatant in this episode will...

A sweetheart who'll

Probably for him to go cheat on Mon.

And then the very next time you see him, he's hanging out with everybody on Canto Bight.

He's drinking.

He's talking about his most recent purchase of a speeder.

Some of you are charming.

If my information is correct, Canto Bight, there's a master codebreaker there that used to be a famous TV star.

Or it was a droid, and it was P1PN.

A famous codebreaker droid.

Great.

So, yeah, you got it.

Make your way to Canto Bight.

All right.

Exactly.

Here's my counterargument is I don't think Canto Bight is Vegas.

I think it's Dubai where there is like the ultra...

Oh, absolutely.

I appreciate

that.

And who's going to be voting for Canto Bight? Who's joining us in the ocean? People in the audience as well? Let's have

a cocktail at the ocean.

That's my last one, actually.

That's my last stop is Canto Bight because I because yes, problematic.

Yes, but fun.

Fuck yeah.

Seedy underworld.

Like you got enough money.

It's Canto Bight.

You know, that that to me is is, you know, that to me is the ultimate destination in Star Wars.

So this prologue takes place in that casino place that KVS is from.

Canto Bight.

Canto Bight.

And they horribly mistreat this kid to the point where he's, like, crying and Jalen's not allowed to, like, talk.

They're not allowed to talk to each other at night.