Candy corn

At the other end of the trick-or-treat sweets debate, Circus Peanuts gave up the ghost as the worst Halloween goody.

The much maligned Candy Corn now wears that crown.

Now, I know Candy Corn has its critics, but is it really worse than Circus Peanuts? Let me know what you think in the comments.

Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile with a message for everyone paying big wireless way too much.

Please, for the love of everything good in this world, stop.

And this, I have to know what your take on this is.

Because October 30th is National Candy Corn Day.

So Jeff, are you pro or anti candy corn? What's your thought on candy corn?

I am pro candy corn.

Really?

Yes.

So this is, again, this is what our mornings sound like.

So welcome to the office.

Yeah.

I, I wanna hear this because I'm tired first and foremost of the candy corn slander.

I'm a big candy corn guy.

Am I saying it's my favorite Halloween candy? No.

Yeah.

I agree.

Yeah.

But there's people who are like, "Candy corn sucks." Like, I don't, I don't know about all that.

Do you like Halloween? Do you like pizza? Would you like to [laughs] combine Halloween and pizza? I don't know if this is a good idea.

Tombstone Pizza announced they are putting out frozen pizzas topped with candy corn.

Yes, and they, they're in on the joke.

They call it The Pizza Nobody Asked For.

The official press release reads, "Conjured in the spookiest corners of the internet, this Halloween season, Tombstone proudly presents The Pizza Nobody Asked For.

Introducing the limited edition Tombstone Candy Corn Pizza, an unexpected flavor mashup from the official pizza of Halloween." Uh, who decided that? Candy corn on pizza.

Hear us out.

It's weirdly good.

He says, "Good morning, stool.

We are in spooky season, so I gotta know your thoughts on candy corn.

The classic harvest corn, which is brown instead of yellow.

The pumpkins, mix it with peanuts, or none at all."

... you know, there's, I don't have a deep history with it, but I'm with Steve.

[laughs]

There's nothing that ever got my tail wagging about candy corn.

No, like-

Um, and then it is October, finally.

We're ready, getting ready for Halloween, and so, uh, why not, in an effort to get even more festive, have you considered candy corn perfume? Because that's what the people over at Brach's are, are working on, the first fragrance from the candy company, Ode to Candy Corn.

BRCH.

Whoa.

Yeah, BRCH, that's crazy.

They're back in the game, dude.

I guess they never left if they've been manufacturing candy corns for 600 years.

Yeah.