Candy cane

You said Joyride? Joyride, yeah.

Candy Cane.

Yeah, Candy Cane.

Directed by John Dahl.

The star is Steve Zahn.

Second one, will you confirm here on the show, good or not good? Well, it's not good, but you'd want to watch it.

Okay.

Brett, you remember anything about Joyride? Just the candy cane part.

Disney also, they shared the hand-pulled candy cane schedule at Disneyland.

For those who are not familiar, which I think by now most of you will be, but in case you're not familiar, every year, Disney...

Candy makers at Disneyland do make hand-pulled candy canes in both parks, but it's a limited number.

And so in order to buy one, it's quite the rigmarole.

They

I think they were very confused for a while.

So now you saved people figured it out.

Um, so yeah, that's, there's that for the, uh, handful of candy canes.

Well, speaking of the holidays, we are talking about one of my favorite parts for the winter holiday season.

And that, of course, is the infamous candy canes at the Disneyland Resort.

They have announced the release schedule.

So if you're hoping to get your hands on one of these larger than life pepperminty treats, you're in luck.

So it sounds like we've got another virtual queue system and you're going to have to come back and get your wristband with a time to return.

But we have the dates.

So at the Candy Palace, the candy canes will be available on November 27th.

November 30th, and then in the month of December, the 2nd, 7th, 9th, 14th, 16th, 22nd, 24th, and 25th.

Candyman.

Candy Cane.

Candyman.

You ever eat

Joyride? Is this

Candy Cane? I got some pink champagne for Candy Cane.

Yeah, so this is the final podcast.

A show that's just fucking awful.

I worked in film for many years, and now horror novelist.

Uh, my last book, Breathe In, Bleed Out, was a USA Today bestseller, and today is the re-release of my, uh, s- Christmas slasher duology, Candy Cane Kills and Candy Cane Kills Again: The Second Slaying.

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Super.

Yes.

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Uh, yeah, and I'll, I'll talk about the Candy Cane books since those are out today again.

Um, and that, that was an interesting case where I had written my debut novel Curse of the Reaper, and a publisher approached me after having read it, um, Shortwave Books, and they said, "We're..." Alan Lastufka there said, "We're gonna start this new series called Killer VHS.

Or, "So-and-so's now a man."

It's an intergalactic stripper named Candy Cane who pole dances on the North Pole, but not at Christmas.

But Candy Cane is a drag queen.

Yeah, a, a drag queen who-

And has a candy cane

... named Ca- oh, my God, Santa's a drag queen.

And Santa, and Santa's gay because Santa likes Candy Cane.

Oh, my God.