camel toe

And of course, there are satellite Burning Mans all over the world.

The first guy we ran into, actually, Captain Camel Toe was what he called himself.

Everybody has Playa names.

Nobody uses their real names there.

See, what were they, homophobic? How is that not acceptable? Wait, what? That's not part of the job? Okay, it's giving homophobia.

I was wearing my favorite pants, which now thinking about it, I probably had washed them so many times that the fabric thinned out and basically an entire van full of young adults, literally five people, all screamed out the window as they drove past the corner I was standing on and said, we can see your camel toe.

No.

I was stunned.

The stretchier your clothes are, you don't know.

But the one telltale sign was that I had a freaking camel.

And I'm in the middle of a bit and this guy's like, you're a camel toe.

Thank you, sir.

The

Camel Toes.

This is one of those.

Camel Toes is wild.

This is one of those old pay-per-view games.

Back in the day.

It looks like Denver's throwbacks.

Good