Call girl

on the telemarketer joints.

Like, yo, it's called, like, Call Girls.

Yeah.

That

And in all of my work and everything, I'm covering these crimes and these corruption.

And just recently, I published a book called This Never Happened, A Call Girl in DC, which is a fictionalized version of the Watergate scandal.

And I have been wanting to get that to Roger Stone because I think he would laugh his ass off about it.

Because the Watergate scandal is another thing that when I read it, it makes no sense to me.

This is another recent book about the UFO issue and the hearings in Congress.

And then...

If you want something a little bit more spicy, I've got If you want to laugh and have a good time, this never happened to Call Girl in D.C., which is a fictionalized version of the Watergate scandal.

You know, you have to laugh at the bad guys.

But Ben, it's funny.

Call Girls, right? Didn't they run Call Girls or something? Read the quote from the poster.

Risky Business meets American Pie.

Well, I went through and I read Risky Business's Wikipedia page just like on the plot.