Cal Worthington

[cheering] Excuse me, Dave Schmidt.

It's like I know that I'm going to call, uh, Craig Worthington Cal Worthington, who sells Dodges out in Phoenix-

[laughs]

... before the season's over.

If you're the, uh, the flamboyant one in a room or maybe the extremely shy one in a room or the one who seems like they, they'd like to have a little attention or they have something unique about them.

I met Cal Worthington.

Y- y- a lot of people may not remember him, but he was the largest automobile dealer in the United States, and he did his own commercials.

And his, he always had an animal with him, and his animal was a dog named Spot.

He wore a cowboy hat.

He was easy to spot.

And I said, "Is that Cal Worthington?" They said, "Yeah." And I said, "Pull over." And I went up to him, introduced myself.

Next time I was down, we were out at his ranch, and, uh, w- we had a Learjet, and that really impressed him 'cause he had a Learjet, uh, that he landed on his ranch.

Uh, a British whistleblower, you might have heard of this, and banker Simon Andreas, who reported evidence concerning Mr. Howard Lutnick.

Do you know Howard Lutnick? The man who has no shame and is a cardboard cutout of a used car salesman, like Cal Worthington, but he's much better.

Well, uh, despite my small ear holes that things fall out of, uh, this is, uh, quite concerning.

So is that.

So there's a lot of things, uh, in the works right now, a lot of plates spinning.

Uh, and not to mention or not to forget about, uh, the new incredible revolution shirt that I'm gonna debut tomorrow night on World at War.

I can't wait to show you a little tidbit of our little fall collection as we prepare for our big winter collection, as Cal Worthington will return with Bumbles the chimp on that one.

Okay, so that's how that went.

Cal something.

Cal Worthington.

I can't remember.

Cal Worthington.

Cal Worthington.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know who he should've been? I'm looking at his face right now.

Tell me this guy wouldn't be perfect as, like, a Cal Worthington character.

Or a, who's, uh, uh ...

You know how Will Ferrell kinda plays a Ric Flair type on, uh-

I'm a credit man

... like the Cal, Cal Worthington commercials?

Who, [laughs] who, who from Northern California remembers I'm a credit man, dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun.

Oh, yeah.