Cage

[laughs]

Hmm, a cage.

Cage.

It's what...

Ah.

Food is important, but so is freedom.

Really? That reminds me of a bird I once saw in a little cage.

then I think you'll enjoy today's story, The Bird in the Cage.

Once upon a time, in a small village with cherry blossoms in bloom, there lived a boy named Jun.

He was curious and gentle and loved to explore the fields beyond his home.

Dog cage.

Yeah, exactly.

Cage.

And when they got out, he was, that's exactly what he said.

He said, you can get used to pretty much anything.

in those days, but a nice win by Hogan by a countdown, which keeps Earthquake Strong kind of going forward and kind of keeping that feud alive as they would feud for the next couple months as well.

Then, of course, their main event of the evening, a steel cage match for the WWF World Heavyweight Championship.

The Ultimate Warrior defeats Ravishing Rick Rude with Five of the Brain Heenan via Escaping the Cage.

He wins in about 10 minutes.

Really good match here, albeit I wish it was longer, but a fun title victory for the Ultimate Warrior as he retains his WWF World Heavyweight Championship.

Though evolution has removed the top line for us, we could be anything we wish to be, we don't do that.

We try to live like animals, identifying with limited things because we've gotten used to the comfort of the cage that we don't mind giving up the flying.

Cage where we feel like we are locked in and we can't be free.

No, no, not like that.

Not like that.

Um, then you have, uh, some sim, uh, singles action.

You got Escape the Cage rules as we get Moose going one-on-one with Frankie Kazarian.

Uh, shockingly this is both men first match against each other in TNA.

Uh, we get Kaz who scrambled for the top of the cage in the early going right off the bell.

Ali, Ali should be in the, uh, should be in the world title picture sooner than later.

Yeah.

Uh, the, as- assuming, I guess, Leon Cage wins the title at Bound for Glory or something, then he should be facing Ali, and that should be a really big main event for TNA 'cause that'd be your fucking answer right there.

Le- Leon Slater, not Cage.

The Hardys defending the TNA World Tag Team Championships against the Namath Brothers.

Inside the Steel Cage, just like every match on the card.

Also, which team survived Lethal Lockdown? Did Leon Slater save his record and his legacy when he took on Cedric Alexander for the X Division Championship? Who walked out with the TNA Knockouts and Knockouts Tag Team Championships.

I'm going to be talking about everything that took place on lockdown.

Like I said, not a bad match at all.

I'll give it 3 out of 5 ring bells.

Next on TNA Lockdown, we have Escape the Cage.

Moose taking on the self-proclaimed king of TNA, Frankie Kazarian.