BuzzFeed Unsolved: True Crime

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Here at Dreaming Against the Machine, we haven't really done a spooky episode, and we don't actually have anything special planned.

It hits right.

Like, I, I was watching, uh, Buzzfeed Unsolved, and they actually did that.

They opened up Pabst Blue Ribbon to try and entice.

Okay, on that note, y- th- there's a couple ghost, or ghost shows, Bigfoot shows, where it's like all of a sudden they're like, "We're gonna release a Bigfoot mating call." What do you think's gonna happen when a eight-foot tall ape man with, like, a 16-inch rock hard is coming at you? Because all of a sudden you're like, "Hey, what...

... you know the thing I still love about Whitey? You can't hunt or molest Whitey.

I'm like, "Thanks, Arkansas, you just acknowledged yourself."

But the Pacific Northwest also is packed with Bigfoot-related tourist spots, local festival, businesses, and as shown in, uh, Buzzfeed Unsolved, one of the towns has a Bigfoot burger, which is apparently one entire pound of food, which isn't, like, the biggest burger I've seen.

No, I'd fuck that burger up.

Okay.

I pronounced it one time correctly in a BuzzFeed Unsolved video when I talked about it.

Um, it's p- it's a fertile ground for creative insights.

It's the kind of phantasm, the space between dream-

Uh, um-

This'll be fun 'cause you and I kinda have the dynamic of, like, the BuzzFeed Unsolved guys, where we have, like, a really credulous believer and then, like, a normal person.

Um, so that'll be fun for us to-

It'll be fun.

Let's see it.

You ever watched Buzzfeed unsolved? No, I'm

no.

Okay.

Uh, you've been able to go for, like, the ghost shows and what not, but-

I've been, I've been to Ohio plenty of times for Ghost Files or Buzzfeed Unsolved back in the day.

Mm-hmm.

So O- Ohio and I are very familiar with each other.

Boogers inside, dried boogers.

And it almost to the point where I was like, these...

Who, who fucking, like they must hate, they must hate BuzzFeed Unsolved or, or... 'Cause this was a BuzzFeed Unsolved trip back in the day.

Anyways, um-

Huh?

... from Buzzfeed Unsolved?

No, I, I don't think so.

They try to provoke, they...

Oh my God, it's so funny.

It's, it's Buzzfeed Unsolved, it's these two dudes who are doing, uh, investigations, and he just goes, he's like, "I think I'm gonna try to provoke the Goat Man." And he's like, "Okay, yeah, like go ahead." And he just goes, "Fuck you, goat man, this is my bridge now.

I'm dancing on your bridge.

What do you think about that, goat man?" [laughs]