Butt plug

Instead, the body naturally builds up and hardens the mass as the intestinal walls absorb fluid over several months.

Bears have butt plugs.

They do not plug their butts.

Their butts get plugged.

I have a random fact for the day.

Oh, really? I learned something.

It's not about butt plugs.

Walmart has developed an AI that if you put anything off the shelf on the floor, the staff would get notified and someone will come to you within 60 seconds.

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And butt plug connoisseur.

You work your way up, like, you know, like, like, like graduated, uh, you know, uh, butt plu- butt plugs.

Oh, yeah.

Not that I know a lot about that business.

... you know, other compounds.

Mm-hmm.

These are not terms the average person would know, especially about butt plugs.

Yeah, the Justice League are like, "Who are you?"

I'm Buttplug.

[laughs] The Dastardly Dildo? [laughs]

Not so dastardly.

Vibrator, activate.

[laughs]

Power of Buttplug, woop.

[laughs] Meet my other fellow superheroes, Count Vibrator.

Do you want to jerk me off? Yum yum.

Buttplug.

[laughs]

Busy all day today.

It's long and black and curves upward on one end.

And it's a butt plug.

My dick trembles and my stomach flutters as I watch you cover the plug in lube.

You work the tip up against my asshole.