Buddy Hackett

I don't really know why, but I always look forward to watching it forever.

I know it's not him, but I still swear that the old gypsy guy is Buddy Hackett.

And I've thought that forever.

And I finally looked it up and some guy named Michael Constantine and I don't care less.

But

I'm just like, why didn't they just hire an older

actor? What was the reason for him to have? I think Buddy Hackett was probably not available at the time.

He's got a very busy

I've heard of a Las Vegas chili dog.

What a way to talk shit about Buddy Hackett.

I've heard of Chuck Berry.

Chuck Berry was into some weird piss shit.

So you can only have, if you have entertainment, you can have a comedian.

Well, what happens is, They hired Sandy Hackett, Buddy Hackett's son.

And he was, again, they lived at the time, Buddy and Sandy, they lived in Fort Lee.

But what happened was Sandy got stuck in traffic coming down.

For

starters, you look like Buddy Hackett.

All

right, and you're a bit like him, too.

No loss over here.

Move on to the next Buddy Hackett looking lady.

Yeah, she's been doing these quite some time now.

These videos.

That's a dope compliment.

Buddy Hackett, one of the fucking greatest of all time, could...

Could do anything.

Jimmy Brogan in the beginning doing clean crowd work that I used to hang out with in the 80s and 90s before he went to the Tonight Show.

And then people took them and whatever.

Um, So that's different because old jokes didn't get him where he wanted to go.

But Buddy Hackett, for those of you who don't know, was making $157,000 a week in 1953 in Vegas.

how do you deal with that sort of conflict that the this this skill that you have that people love and they want to see so badly but you know your legacy is going to be from those hit songs that you write, that you perform, and that are out there for people to see and compare.

Japan is, they're living in 2038.

Can I tell you an inappropriate joke that I'm going to steal from Buddy Hackett? No, you cannot.

A Jewish guy goes to a Chinese doctor.

And he says, you know, what part of Japan are you from? And the Chinese doctor's like, I'm Chinese, man.

I'm not Japanese.

And the Jewish guy goes, you know, I can't tell you people apart.

This is a Buddy Hackett joke, not a Mark Aram joke.

And then the Chinese doctor goes to the Jewish guy, well, why did you sink the Titanic? He goes, what are you talking about? I didn't sink the Titanic.