Buca di Beppo

So he's

like, ah, buca di beppo, eh, di raffericini, eh, di, eh, di bottle cap.

Beep-a-banini.

Beep-a-banini.

And I'm like, hey, babe...

I know for a fact if you looked at that restaurant's Instagram, there isn't a photo of a Buca di Beppo ass spaghetti on their Instagram.

There's a picture of like a plate with like eight pieces of stuffed pasta.

So you showed up knowing what that's going to be.

The cutest place I've ever seen in my life.

It was, like, what Buca di Beppo wishes it was.

Oh, like the upscale version of a Buca di Beppo, like

style-wise.

There's like 10 tables.

That's different.

All right? How about Italian food? Buca di Beppo.

All right? I'm just telling you it's family style.

Buca di Beppo is the best chain Italian restaurant in America.

Get out of here with your Olive Garden talk.

Olive Garden was good in 1994.

It's like a stripper that is 10 years past its prime.

Get out of here with your Olive Garden talk, okay? Olive Garden has been left in the far background, left in the dust.

So this Us Weekly cover shoot reminded me of so many photos I've seen of housewives eating spaghetti.

I think it was like something that Buca di Beppo used to do.

Well,

Danielle Staub famously scarfing down the meatballs at Buca di Beeps.

well.

Yes.

But this did not take place at Buca di Beppo.

Right.

So we've got this really vivid image of the consequences of mistreating the church or treating it as something for personal gain.

You're using this language of benefaction, the difference between trying to look good in public, giving a gift in public so other people can honor you versus giving your daughter dinner at Buca di Beppo.

Uh, I, I, I think in our day there's, um, are you familiar with the term a corporate gift? There's, there's whole industries that put logos on things and then you get a gift, you know, you get a thermos and

it's got the company's name

We'll work our way to the offense in a minute, but let's start out on the mound.

So the question: what percentage of the blame, what percentage of the blame for the latest Dodger loss goes to Blake Snell? So I've got Buca di Beppo, Hasbro, and a Phillips screwdriver.

[bell dings] And we will combine all of these things together, and we are going to make some eye wash, which is what the Dodgers basically are tossing out.

Eye wash. That's it.

Now, the Dodgers' offense was lousy, but they handed their $36.4 million supposed ace, leader of the pack, the baseball with a lead in the late innings.

His job, protect the lead.

Don't turn the mound into an all you can eat meatball buffet, and that's exactly what he did, as this is the demo tape for Blake Snell to get a job in a kitchen at Buca di Beppo, as he was up against a no-name.

Milwaukee's Robert Gasser made...