Bruiser

I can't carry him, you guys.

I cannot carry him like she carries Bruiser.

Oh, for Legally Blonde? I could do that easily with my blonde hair and the pink outfit, but I just can't carry Doug around like that.

No.

I just figured like, nah, legally blonde wouldn't go.

But if she's got a dog, yeah.

That's the whole, Bruiser's the whole point of the movie.

It's like her thing.

Huh?

No, that's Bruiser.

Bruiser's the dog.

That's Bruiser.

Bruiser's the dog.

And it's, it's Warner, yeah.

Uh, well, whatever.

Why didn't he go either? I mean, because they had to wait till later because the whole point was then later he was going to show up and they were going to get married then.

I know, but I do think the dynamic would have been better if he was like, you're passionate about this, which is, you know, ending testing on dogs because she finds out Bruiser's mom is being tested on by cosmetics.

If he's like, you're passionate about this, I want to go with you and like help you and support you.

And they kind of double teamed it.

But there is

something...

Important, real quick, Mike, something important we need to talk about because the dog that is Bruiser's mom, he has a famous mom.

Do you know who this mom is? Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Okay.

Bruiser from Legally Blonde.

Is that the little dog she carries around? The

little dog that she carries around in her purse.

Bruiser.

Okay.

You can have it.