Bruinen

So all the bournes mean a kind of river or a spring.

There's a river in Lord of the Rings that is named the, the Bruinen, I think.

Oh, yeah.

There's no way that that isn't, that isn't, uh, yeah-

Yeah.

Well, hey, Wrath, well, Wrath of the Bruinen not so good against hobbits 'cause they got resist to magic.

But against the goblins, yeah, that'd be great.

Mm-hmm.

I always like to bring bows with elves 'cause they, they're just my default two-handers.

Um, but yeah, 34 models, 800 points, just the single banner.

But he's got two Wrath of the Bruinen.

He's got Resistance to Magic.

He's going to, he might, he's going to take you with his sweet voice, his sweet, calm, alluring voice as he reads this story titled Rivendell's Pipe Making Seminar.

In the western foothills of the Misty Mountains, where the river Bruinen comes tumbling down from the High Country, there lies a hidden valley, long known among elves and men as Imladris, though in the common speech it is called Rivendell.

Founded by Elrond Half-Elven in the Second Age, it is endured through many long years as a refuge from the troubles of the wider world.

There, beneath the pine-covered heights, stands, as they say, the last homely house where travelers find rest, song, and story.

Rather, theirs was simply another tradition of the craft, born beneath the trees and waterfalls of Imladris and shaped according to the tastes of those who dwell there, the Elven people.

From these craftsmen arose in the early years of the Fourth Age a gathering which has become known as the Pipe-Making Seminar of Rivendell.

It is held but once each year when the roads through Eredor are fair and the waters of the Bruinen run clear and soft beneath the summer sun.

Any who possesses a desire to learn the craft may attend and no payment is asked for instruction.