Brock Lesnar

Head coach of the Colts at the time, respectable career.

Say, Brock Lesnar has a daughter who competes in the sport.

I mean, I can go on and on and on.

There's NFL players.

Yeah.

Um, somebody who has complete control and autonomy over that is Brock Lesnar, right? And do you remember in the build to WrestleMania where Brock instructed Oba to put his foot on his chest?

Mm-hmm.

Remember that, after that beat down? And that's a little lesson, isn't it, for Oba Femi in that moment.

Mm-hmm

...

Oba Femi's going to steamroll Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania." So Oba has learned the value of that, and then finds himself having it done to him, and he's like, "Not yet, mate." Like, to paraphrase another, like-

[laughs]

Mm-hmm

... "Brock Lesnar's wife, the Tribal Chief, or my mom? My mom's hot." [laughs] Who did Paul Heyman say was hot?

All plausible.

Maybe he likes his mom a lot.

And the reason it says is, "This one I'm," as if it's a human being, "becoming increasingly convinced happens.

WWE is literally positioning these two opposite each other now, and they're arguably the two guys most likely to be the next generation's Lesnar-Batista-type monsters.

I'd keep the title out of it.

The winner is Bron Breakker." Hmm.

What? Uh, I, I don't even know how to respond to the stupidity of, of AI sometimes.

And again, it's very useful in a lot of contexts, but not in this one.

All right, Gunther and Brock Lesnar is apparently gonna be also on the card.

I would say no.

Like clockwork.

I, I, I, overall, I, it's another, it's another bullet in the chamber for people going, "Why doesn't the WWE just make a clean decision?" And I think you, you, you said it so you can't do that because then what? You're gonna put spiral out Bron, uh, Bron Breakker, and then you're going to also spiral out the Oba fan that's like, "Why is he losing," right? Why is he looking bad? Why is this guy who destroyed Brock Lesnar, who retired Brock Lesnar, who was next in line to face Roman Reigns, why are we delayed again countless times? I think the match itself was fine up to the point when Theory came out.

Like, there is the before Theory [laughs] and after Theory.

Dude.

But I was saying that that match could have been an all-timer if the WWE decided not to add the story element of The Vision, a story that we already feel is stale, a story that's already been past its time, its expiration date if you really wanna put, uh, uh, some...

It's, it's still stinky, right? It's like we tried with The Vision, and now here we are again trying with The Vision, but the difference, Santi, is it's coming at a cost of Oba Femi's rise, his meteor- his meteoric rise.

Like this dude was on a rocket after beating Brock Lesnar, which we expected him to be, but now he's not.

And you may be saying I'm screaming into the void.

Um, [laughs] you know, Rose is kinda going back and forth in this case like she's stuck inside hell in a cell, brother.

Man, I mean, Brock Lesnar ain't walking through that door.

What's wrong with you? Or, uh, Undertaker, I guess, if you wanna go traditional.

Uh, but again, this k- kind of place is nightmare fuel for me.

Yeah, and unfortunately, Mark, Ray used to listen to Ruthless.

He stopped after Dominic Mysterio was given the MVP a few weeks ago when he was in the front row and could not give a crap less about his dad the entire time and then popped up cheering after Ray was pinned by Lesnar because he wanted to go home.

And after that, Ray stopped listening.

A missed

I'm bringing back all American television.

that Chris Benoit and John Cena violate with their thuggery, hip-hop, and rap.

Tonight, they will face Rhino, Matt Morgan, Big Show, and Brock Lesnar, and I'll be ringside to watch it.

Mark, when he said he was bringing back All-American, did you assume you were going to get some Sunday Cindy's?

One, two, three.

Brock Lesnar has defeated The Rock.

Brock Lesnar is champion.

I'm smart, you're dumb.

I'm big, you're little.

Yes.

But here's the kicker.

Who does Brock Lesnar end up going into a feud with for, like, the next month? The

to go to where these guys are and we're gonna set this up and I'm going to take this chimp and do horrible things to this animal you guys are going to see what a human in his true primal nature looks like

I don't know if this guy's insane or if he's just playing a character but like no one on earth gives a man care who the man is Brock Lesnar in his prime, not going to beat up a fully grown male chimp.

It's just not going to happen.

They don't just punch and kick.