Brittany Pierce

My favorite line from Glee is when the cheerleader girl, the blonde one, said...

Britney? Yeah, Britney, when she said, dolphins are just gay sharks.

Yeah.

Pretty iconic.

Glad Lea Michele is coming back.

I hope Brittany Pierce, Heather Morris is coming back too.

I

heard Brittany is coming back, yes.

... to watch.

And I just love that Sugar and Brittany are just there for the vibes, just here for a good time.

Um, you know?

Can we talk about-

Yeah

... this? Because I know that obviously there's so much to talk about with this that isn't Sugar and Brittany.

Um, but like the fact that like they don't even have Sugar, like Heather Morris and Vanessa Lengies even like feigning that they're singing, what is that choice to like not-

Yeah.

It's Glee.

It feels like Glee, Santana and Brittany.

Mm-hmm.

Who?

Yeah.

Santana and, uh, Brittany are kind of together.

I think Quinn and Brittany are living together in, like, a house with a fuck ton of cats, and there's, like, kind of a beauty in it of, like, yeah, we've both lost our partners, but we-

Ooh

... have this similar background and we love each other.

Exactly.

Happy days are here again.

He started out, he started out as Brittany nosing a meatball across his sad little spaghetti plate-

Glee.

Uh, season two, episode two of Glee, we're talking about Brittany/Britney, that is Brittany spelled as, uh, Brittany S.

Pierce, the Glee character spells it, and Britney as in Britney Spears.

And this is the episode where John Stamos gives a bunch of high schoolers nitrous oxide, and they hallucinate that they're Britney Spears.

It's what makes the show enjoyable to watch because they just come out of nowhere, and you're surprised, and then everyone moves on very quickly.

[laughs]

Um, and that's really highlighted I think in season one by all of the throwaway lines that Brittany gets.

Mm-hmm.

...

Brittany, Brittany, um, Brittany S.

Pierce can come back to school to be the cheer coach.

Yeah, yeah.