Brian Knobbs

Oh, my God.

Is it Brian Knobbs? It's not Brian Knotts.

I don't want to say anything until we get into writing, but I'm unbelievably excited about it.

There's one person in the Discord who will be very excited about it, and his name is Haven.

realize.

I'm reading this right now.

So the other two, Brian Knobbs.

This is a fucking, this is a trio.

You know, we're gonna have Volkoff replacement in the Royal Rumble.

Also, Haku, who plays Brian Knobbs, if you were curious.

So this ends.

They're supposed to have Marty Jannetty stay home.

If you'll recall, they were given papers last week, contracts to review, and now you see the nWo shirts on The Nasty Boys.

It's Brian Knobbs and Jerry Sags, and they think they've got their contracts in their hand.

The Nasty Boys have been hanging around the nWo for it feels like weeks at this point.

And of course, they've got a long-standing relationship with Hogan that a lot of fans are familiar with.

And Hogan's initially gonna greet these guys warmly, letting them know they're practically family.

And then Brian Knobbs is gonna raise a concern about the financial terms of their contracts.

He's gonna explain that the money is not exactly what he was expecting.

Hogan's gonna take a look at the paperwork and he points out that he hasn't signed anything, and then he informs The Nasty Boys that nobody is allowed to wear nWo colors without his personal approval, and the entire mood changes.

Mm-hmm.

Um, we then get a WCW Hardcore title gauntlet match technically of 3 Count versus Brian Knobbs.

Uh, love Sugar Shane in the Zorro mask by the way.

Very Victor Ozeman of him.

You forgot to mention Brian Knobbs has an interview with Gene right before this.

Yeah.

And he dedic- dedicates his match to Bam Bam Bigelow and Crowbar.

Sure.

Who?

Chris Benoit would nail a flying headbutt off the top of a cage to Dean Malenko to win, and an angry Stinger would take it out on Brian Knobbs

I mean, it, Sting, Stinger got the easiest [laughs]

Oh, yeah

Yeah, because he's a hardcore champion that isn't that hardcore, and that's the joke.

Yep.

So we go to our third match, Brian Knobbs with Jimmy Hart versus Screamin' Norman Smiley in a hardcore match for the inaugural WCW Hardcore Championship.

This is the sound of me holding my nose 'cause it stinks.

That sucks

... wrestlingobserver.com [laughs] with Alex Marvez noted he had suffered six concussions in three weeks doing hardcore matches with the Fit Family and Brian Knobbs and was told by his doctors last October that he needed to retire because of the brain damage.

He said that even though it is ill-advised, he came back, although he can't even read a street sign anymore.

He gets nauseous and sometimes loses his balance.

Sure.

You know? Um-

Yeah, I mean, his doctor probably also heard that he was wrestling Brian Knobbs a lot and he said, "Oh, fuck.

Just, you know, time to, time to hang this up, buddy."